i think a little bit of jodi's "good to herself" time is still in mr. tub. my, the fluids that go 'round in here. not since the lovely xxxtina has there been such an assortment of goos and globs.
anywho, jon-boy, mr. murray, grand poobah, you have GOT to do something about the bean sprout diet! the smell left behind from kim and toadi, it's turning my grout green! and, mixed with kim's various spirits and eggs, egads, i'm sweating here. and, since i predict she either won't graduate, forcing the lc's to send her to l. ron hubbard's folks, or she will just wind up all alone in the house after everyone else is gone, oh my, it hurts to think about. i simply won't allow that- i'll have mr. stove burn this mutha' down!
my kelly, you are leaving soon, and i know that means that dreadful lush will somehow con niambi into giving me up. although, she seems a bit strange, she fell asleep in mr. tub the other day. ssh! she snores! tee hee. you will visit, won't you? i doubt any of these others can scrub the way you do. and with kim and jodi left without your strict, watchful eye, i know i'm going to need all the cleaning i can get. je t'aime, mon cher. and bon ami