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LAST EDITED ON 04-23-06 AT 06:36 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 04-23-06 AT 06:20 PM (EST) Hello, Miss Iyanla, this is in response to your urgent request. Here at Big Bolt Fabrics, we received your order for 200 yards of Spandex. The order specifies that this is for swimsuits for a Miss Jill, a Miss Jodi, a Miss Allison, and yourself. Normally, Spandex for the current styles of swimwear only requires approximately 1/4 of a yard of material per swimsuit. We have not had time to anticipate this rather hefty request, so we must inform you that there will be a slight delay in shipping your order. Also, please note that we must supply you with scraps from several different bolts of fabric, so the suits will possibly have to be made in a patchwork style. We have all three of our factories working around the clock to fulfill your order in the quickest time possible. Please accept our heftiest apologies. Here at Big Bolt we strive to please you. As a courtesy due to your weight wait, we are enclosing a coupon for a weekend for four at the Waist-Away Fat Farm Spa. Enjoy! Big Bolt Fabrics
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