From the Desk of: Iyanla Van Zant, Attorney at Law, Best Selling AuthorESS, Motivational SpeakerESS, Life Coach Prototype, Yoruban PriestESS, Caster of Spells, Doer of Good Deeds, ShepherdESS to the Lost, Diviner of Dreams, Seer, Visionest, etc.

TO: Big Bolt Fabrics

Thank you for your recent communique regarding our rather signficant order for Spandex.

While it may complicate our shooting schedule, production has advised that a brief delay is tolerable. Covering almost 900 pounds of flesh in swimwear IS no small objective - Rome wasn't built in a day, as they say. There is no objection to the patchwork designs, as long as the patterns will camoflauge the steel reinforcements the suits will require.

For the record, Miss Iyanla does not include herself in the aforementioned poundage. She will not be modeling her Rubinesque figure on camera in a figure enhancing suit - and even if she did chose to live in that particular moment - well - she assures you that there are multiple fashion designers who would beat a path to her door at the mere hint of such a venture.

Please keep me updated.

Be a Great Day,

Iyanla, Superstar

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