LAST EDITED ON 04-19-06 AT 10:06 PM (EST)

*arranges plastic sneer into almost lifelike smile mixed with look of concern*

What you look like in the mirror does not really matter. The only true beauty comes from within and loving yourself. To come to this point, you must be able to release all of your past opinions and memories of what brought you to this point of low self-esteem and open up to the possibility that you are indeed a lovable person. Once you believe it, others will also.

*camera off*

Oh, Cindy, honey, please bring me that mirror! These hot lights are making my face begin to melt again. And Shirley, please place a call to Dr. VantToLookJung. This is an EMERGENCY! As I was obsessing about checking my last-minute touches before that shot, I noticed a small wrinkle beginning to appear right beneath my left jawline. Tell him that I think I may be ready to begin those hair transplants to give me a fuller head of hair. And please schedule a three-hour session with make-up, as I have a date tonight.

*gazes into mirror*

I love me, I love me, I love me.....


Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.