:: nervously peers around corner of Jon's office door:::: glances in Jon's INBOX::
Memo from Speedo: NOT ENOUGH SPANDEX IN THE WORLD, MAN.
Memo from House Owner: SANDBAG THE PATIO FIRST, DUDE. THE FLOOD AFTER THE LIFEBOAT EXERCISE WAS BAD ENOUGH
Memo from Rhonda: Wouldn't you rather see me displace a little fluid of my own, Jon? I'll sprout your beans you sexy little . . .
::audibly whimpers::
::stops reading::
::stratches neck nervously::
::rubs ring-around-the-collar-grimed finger on lime green shirt::
::backs out of office::