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46. "RE: S25 Gufu Award Thread"
Contestant Gufu: Pete - Isn't it a little too early in your relationship with Malcolm to divulge that you are in position of the HII? (‘Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel’).

Contestant Gufu: Kent - For taking more dung from Dawson than a cross-eyed umpire calling balls & strikes at the Little League World Series. (Why not just take her aside & slap her upside the head like you did Barry Bonds?).

Contestant Gufu: Sarah Dawson – It was your show, so we just watched & listened & you did not disappoint.
1). When Jeff Probst came to camp to check on Dana & you said in a confessional that you wanted to jump him. That made you sound more like a stalker than a contestant.
2). Fumbling around with the letters & not really helping Jonathan at the Immunity Challenge (I think the only phrase she was trying to spell out was "Jeff is a hottie”).
3). Later in a confessional you say that Katie 'sucked big time' in the Challenge. (Hey, how about you honey, you made Jonathan move slower than a constipated bowel movement).
4). Teasing Kent about Baseball. (Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest).
5). Staring at & kissing Jeff at Tribal Council. (You attacked him like you were a colony of E. Coli, & he was room temperature Canadian beef).
6). Lastly, your parting words. "If Kent wins, you want a motorcycle, a helmet, a sidecar (probably for Jeff Probst), & a pink gun". (how about some pink ammo for that gun too, baby?).

Production Gufu: Jeff Probst - Your missing a great opportunity by not getting this Dawson ’Stalker Chick’ on your afternoon Talk Show. Most people go on Survivor to try & win the million dollars. I think she was just into molesting you.

Production Gufu: Looking for the HII – There were ‘5’ separate camera shots of the location of the HII (Top of the rice basket) while Denise & Malcolm were looking for it. Don’t you think that maybe at least once one of them might have caught onto what the cameramen were doing?

2nd Reward Challenge reward: (the 1st was the redistributing of Malcolm & Denise) – 7 Biscuits/Muffins (probably laced with penicillin so no one else gets the ‘Dana Disease’), 1 dozen cookies (did they take them from Ponderosa so Angie wouldn’t eat them all?), sugar (now just exactly what will they be cooking in the jungle that they will need sugar for? Yea, I know coffee & tea, but I am trying to sound sarcastic here.), & only 4 mugs (is the shows budget getting so tight that they couldn’t toss in 2 or 3 more mugs?).

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 S25 Gufu Award Thread   dabo     09-20-12       
   Week 1   dabo     09-20-12     1  
     RE: Week 1   Round Robin     09-20-12     2  
   RE: S25 Gufu Award Thread   SpotTheDiffference     09-20-12     3  
   RE: S25 Gufu Award Thread   byoffer     09-20-12     4  
   RE: S25 Gufu Award Thread   Colonel Zoidberg     09-21-12     5  
   Week 2   dabo     09-27-12     6  
     RE: Week 2   Molaholic     09-27-12     7  
         Agree   dabo     09-27-12     8  
     RE: Week 2   Dakota     09-27-12     9  
         RE: Week 2   byoffer     09-27-12     10  
     RE: Week 2   Colonel Zoidberg     09-27-12     11  
     RE: Week 2   SpotTheDiffference     09-27-12     12  
   RE: S25 Gufu Award Thread   michel     09-29-12     13  
   Week 3   dabo     10-04-12     14  
     RE: Week 3   Bebo     10-04-12     15  
     RE: Week 3   Colonel Zoidberg     10-04-12     16  
         RE: Week 3   jbug     10-04-12     17  
             RE: Week 3   Colonel Zoidberg     10-05-12     20  
     RE: Week 3   Gray Squirrel     10-04-12     18  
         welcome Gray Squirrel   jbug     10-05-12     19  
         RE: Week 3   Colonel Zoidberg     10-05-12     21  
     RE: Week 3   Molaholic     10-07-12     22  
   Week 4   dabo     10-11-12     23  
     RE: Week 4   byoffer     10-11-12     24  
         RE: Week 4   dabo     10-11-12     25  
         RE: Week 4   udg     10-12-12     29  
     RE: Week 4   Molaholic     10-11-12     26  
         RE: Week 4   Gray Squirrel     10-11-12     27  
             RE: Week 4   Dakota     10-11-12     28  
             RE: Week 4   qwertypie     10-12-12     30  
             RE: Week 4   dabo     10-12-12     31  
   Week 5   dabo     10-18-12     32  
     RE: Week 5   SOAR64     10-18-12     33  
     RE: Week 5   PepeLePew13     10-18-12     34  
         RE: Week 5   byoffer     10-18-12     35  
             RE: Week 5   suzzee     10-18-12     36  
                 RE: Week 5   byoffer     10-18-12     37  
                     RE: Week 5   PepeLePew13     10-18-12     38  
                         Kent HOFer   Molaholic     10-18-12     40  
                             RE: Kent HOFer   Bebo     10-18-12     42  
     RE: Week 5   Molaholic     10-18-12     41  
   RE: S25 Gufu Award Thread   MissMyth     10-18-12     39  
     RE: S25 Gufu Award Thread   Dakota     10-18-12     43  
         RE: S25 Gufu Award Thread   PepeLePew13     10-19-12     45  
     RE: S25 Gufu Award Thread   dabo     10-19-12     44  
         RE: S25 Gufu Award Thread   Gray Squirrel     10-19-12     46  
   Week 6   dabo     10-25-12     47  
     RE: Week 6   PepeLePew13     10-25-12     48  
         RE: Week 6   dabo     10-25-12     50  
     RE: Week 6   SOAR64     10-25-12     49  
     RE: Week 6   Dakota     10-27-12     51  
     RE: Week 6   SpotTheDiffference     10-27-12     52  
         RE: Week 6   Colonel Zoidberg     10-28-12     53  
   Week 7   dabo     11-01-12     54  
     RE: Week 7   byoffer     11-01-12     55  
         RE: Week 7   dabo     11-01-12     56  
             RE: Week 7   PepeLePew13     11-01-12     58  
     RE: Week 7   Colonel Zoidberg     11-01-12     57  
         RE: Week 7   SpotTheDiffference     11-02-12     59  
     RE: Week 7   Dakota     11-02-12     60  
   Week 8   dabo     11-08-12     61  
     RE: Week 8   PepeLePew13     11-08-12     62  
     RE: Week 8   byoffer     11-08-12     63  
         RE: Week 8   Dakota     11-08-12     64  
     RE: Week 8   Colonel Zoidberg     11-08-12     65  
         RE: Week 8   SpotTheDiffference     11-09-12     66  
             RE: Week 8   Colonel Zoidberg     11-12-12     68  
     RE: Week 8   Bebo     11-09-12     67  
   Week 9   dabo     11-15-12     69  
     RE: Week 9   Colonel Zoidberg     11-16-12     70  
   Week 10   dabo     11-22-12     71  
     RE: Week 10   Molaholic     11-24-12     72  
         RE: Week 10   Colonel Zoidberg     11-25-12     73  
     RE: Week 10   michel     11-25-12     74  
   Week 11   dabo     11-29-12     75  
     RE: Week 11   SOAR64     11-29-12     76  
         RE: Week 11   suzzee     11-30-12     79  
     RE: Week 11   Dakota     11-29-12     77  
         RE: Week 11   dabo     11-30-12     83  
     RE: Week 11   Colonel Zoidberg     11-30-12     78  
         RE: Week 11   Belle Book     11-30-12     80  
         RE: Week 11   Sunny_Bunny     11-30-12     82  
     RE: Week 11   Molaholic     11-30-12     81  
         RE: Week 11   byoffer     11-30-12     84  
   Week 12   dabo     12-07-12     85  
     RE: Week 12   Molaholic     12-13-12     87  
   Week 13 and Finale   dabo     12-13-12     86  
     RE: Week 13 and Finale   Sunny_Bunny     12-14-12     88  
     RE: Week 13 and Finale   Dakota     12-14-12     89  
     RE: Week 13 and Finale   dabo     12-17-12     90  
     Finale   byoffer     12-17-12     91  
         RE: Finale   PepeLePew13     12-17-12     92  
             RE: Finale   Gray Squirrel     12-18-12     93  
                 RE: Finale   Dakota     12-18-12     94  
                     RE: Finale   byoffer     12-19-12     95  

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