Contestant Gufu: Pete - Isn't it a little too early in your relationship with Malcolm to divulge that you are in position of the HII? (‘Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel’).Contestant Gufu: Kent - For taking more dung from Dawson than a cross-eyed umpire calling balls & strikes at the Little League World Series. (Why not just take her aside & slap her upside the head like you did Barry Bonds?).
Contestant Gufu: Sarah Dawson – It was your show, so we just watched & listened & you did not disappoint.
1). When Jeff Probst came to camp to check on Dana & you said in a confessional that you wanted to jump him. That made you sound more like a stalker than a contestant.
2). Fumbling around with the letters & not really helping Jonathan at the Immunity Challenge (I think the only phrase she was trying to spell out was "Jeff is a hottie”).
3). Later in a confessional you say that Katie 'sucked big time' in the Challenge. (Hey, how about you honey, you made Jonathan move slower than a constipated bowel movement).
4). Teasing Kent about Baseball. (Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest).
5). Staring at & kissing Jeff at Tribal Council. (You attacked him like you were a colony of E. Coli, & he was room temperature Canadian beef).
6). Lastly, your parting words. "If Kent wins, you want a motorcycle, a helmet, a sidecar (probably for Jeff Probst), & a pink gun". (how about some pink ammo for that gun too, baby?).
Production Gufu: Jeff Probst - Your missing a great opportunity by not getting this Dawson ’Stalker Chick’ on your afternoon Talk Show. Most people go on Survivor to try & win the million dollars. I think she was just into molesting you.
Production Gufu: Looking for the HII – There were ‘5’ separate camera shots of the location of the HII (Top of the rice basket) while Denise & Malcolm were looking for it. Don’t you think that maybe at least once one of them might have caught onto what the cameramen were doing?
2nd Reward Challenge reward: (the 1st was the redistributing of Malcolm & Denise) – 7 Biscuits/Muffins (probably laced with penicillin so no one else gets the ‘Dana Disease’), 1 dozen cookies (did they take them from Ponderosa so Angie wouldn’t eat them all?), sugar (now just exactly what will they be cooking in the jungle that they will need sugar for? Yea, I know coffee & tea, but I am trying to sound sarcastic here.), & only 4 mugs (is the shows budget getting so tight that they couldn’t toss in 2 or 3 more mugs?).