Arg...Probst was right about the "blown opportunity."Penner: Why the hell did you vote for Abi? What exactly did that accomplish unless you forgot how to spell Pete?
Skupin: You are not only accident-prone, you are bad at math. Simply put - let's say you go to F5 with Lisa and the Terrible Three. How many members of the Terrible Three are you? Oh, right, you're bad at math, so I'll just tell you - it's three. Between you and Lisa, how many of you are there? Two. Which number is bigger - oh jeez, do I have to spell this one out, too? So here's what happens - F6 is probably the last time you can use an idol, which we're pretty sure neither of you will have between now and then anyway. I'm also sure neither of you clowns can beat Pete-moss or Artpiss at any challenge except teen acting or hurting yourselves, so, with numbers, they vote you guys out, and if there is an F3, you won't be in it. If there's an F2, you won't be in it. So you'll be forced to pick between Pete-moss, Artpiss, and Shabby-Maria in the final TC instead of taking their money. And one of them wins. And it's all your fault. What exactly was your purpose for going back on Survivor anyway? Slip and fall and hurt yourself and sue Burnett - oh right, you signed a release. Please tell me you thought you were back in Australia and voting for Jeff Probst - at least then we could understand your blunder.
Shabby-Maria: You can't do anything except act like a complete paranoid dupe on your own. The only reason you were cast, I'm sure, is for the family reward: "Abi, we have a surprise visitor for you - your long-lost twin brother, Brandon Hantz."
Blair Warner: Can we medevac people for severe cases of mouth-diarrhea yet?
Future Gufu: Th Terrible Three. You are dumb.
Final Words Gufu: Jeff Fecalman...I mean Kent. "I lost, but I'm a rich douchebag and I hate the Democrats." Go wash your truck, fvckwad.