Gufu #1: Zane. Just hail the Quit Boat and get it over with if you're going to play like that.Gufu #2: Russell. "I don't want to be the leader." "Here, do this." "Here, do that." "Here, I'll go...umm not look for the hidden idol while you guys go do camp stuff." "Here, I'll save you the trouble and write my own name on the ballot."
Gufu #3: Penner and Blair Warner. Survivor is a social game. How well did being the Wandering Jew work the first two times, wise guy? And as for you, Blair Warner, are you so worried about people discovering your true identity that you'll completely avoid talking to anyone?
Production: OK, we get it. Survivor's dangerous. Watch yourselves, guys, or you're going to get the NFL treatment, i.e. a big, fat lawsuit.