1) SABRINA – Clearly the star of the first episode. Appears smart and looks athletic. Great start. Hope she didn’t peak too soon.

2) CHELSEA – Another impressive showing. Way to go, country girl.

3) LEIF – We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild!!! Just kidding. I like him so far, and he is in very good shape. I want him and the other men to join forces and vote off the Frat Pack one by one.

4) CHRISTINA – She got real ghetto at Tribal Council. That’s a plus in my book.

5) KAT – Was she the woman who wore the hoodie at Tribal Council? If so, she has gorgeous eyes. What a cutie. If it’s not her, whoever that woman was is gorgeous!

6) JAY – Yes, he and the Frat Pack are in shape and “appear” to be jock boys. But, I have a feeling that their bodies are for aesthetic appeal only. Like most hot-bodied dudes these days, it’s just a look that carries no real athletic prowess. Only time will tell. Note: Of the Frat Pack, he is the hottest (this week anyway).

7) BILL – How exactly does he fit into the Frat Pack? He doesn’t have the body or the looks. Oh well, maybe his young age helped.

8-11) "TROY"ZAN, MONICA, JONAS, & KIM – Not memorable enough to me. Nothing personal. Hope to learn more about them in time.

12) NINA – Poor thing. Looks like she got in the ring with one of the New Jersey Housewives.

13) TARZAN – Idiot.

14) COLTON – I hope that he is putting on an act. His flamboyance is waaaay over the top.

15) ALICIA – Speaking of New Jersey Housewives, via Chicago, what is with her? She is pathetic and insecure. Her PURCHASES are insane, and don’t go with the rest of our body. And, she is only 25? Okaaay, then.

16) MICHAEL – I do not like this guy.

17) MATT – I HATE HIM. I hate the producers for forcing us to look at this freak giving his commentary with his legs SPREAD WIDE OPEN. WTF was that about? Guys can look sexy without all of that crap. It was just too much. I want to see him destroyed. Destroyed I tell you. I hope the undesirable men vote the Frat Pack off as soon as possible. There are many other venues for eye-candy. Having it stick around for a long time on Survivor DOES NOT ensure a great season.

MEDI-VAC) KOURTNEY – Glad to see her go. What a waste of space. That spot should have gone to any of the posters on this forum.