What a battle! (Good & Eeeevil) What a train wreck! (Rooster) What the heck, I may have been witness to the biggest blah blah blah. Enough hype already.
I need to call Hazmat and have them come in and remove the tear contaminated sand before it eats a hole. You've seen Alien right? Same stuff.
Let's total the "outed" secrets that were spewed in those 30 seconds:
1. Rooster let the idol out of the bag.
2. Sarita is really Evita Peron over at Zygote.
3. Phillip knows when everyone but BRob lies.
4. Kristina is second in an alliance of one.
5. Matt is in possession of God, as in "My God".
6. Russell is a crybaby and g-o-n-e, gone.
I feel so dirty..........
Hey! Who moved the island?