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03-15-11, 01:47 PM (EST)
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46. "The Tension Builds"
The Horses Are Coming Into the Home Stretch

(That was definitely NOT a reference to Julie. OK it really is, I just don't want her to kick my Raunchy ass. She's big and mean and muscly, and although we Raunchy Girls are Raunchy we aren't all that muscular. Or all that brave either, when it comes down to it).

Sorry for the greasy hands, but us Raunchy girls love nothing more that to take our Vespas apart and make them go faster. We're the real thing. And we drink Coca Cola, a Real Raunchy Girls Drink. (Disclaimer: I received a small fee for this promotion. Just enough to feed the orphans and pay the lease on my Malibu Beach house. And my fleet of stretch Vespas).

I also do this for you dear reader, so that I may afford the overhead involved in order to present these carefully crafted spoilers, and to pay my Spoiler Source (*not Russell). And I feel that under the circumstances I should have a legal expense fund in case the Marshals ever figure out my disguise.

Spoiler #1: In the next team immunity challenge Steve will break out into a rousing rendition of "Put Me in Coach, I'm Ready to Go!". Rooster will amaze everyone when he stretches out his armpit hairs and plucks out an admirable guitar accompaniment. Later he is heard to explain;

"Usn kounterie bois gits r dun!"

Spoiler #2: Natalie will find an idol. Unfortunately it is Maizihaha, Corny God of Humor, left over from a previous Survivor Season.


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It didn't get her any immunity, but it did get a small laugh.

Spoiler #3: Julie continues her workouts. She does fifty dumbbell lifts whenever she manages to catch Rooster.

Spoiler #4: Phillip has a new plan to take over leadership if the OhNo!s from de GadFadda. His plan is to enlist the aid of the CrabMoles, his secret special operations branch. Upon hearing the plan, they of course fall down and spend a merry time laughing their asses off and rolling around in the sand. After employing his special talent of reading their faces, he figures out that they are laughing at him, not with him.

Spoiler #5: Saint Matt is praying for deliverance on Redemption Challenge day. He's not all that sure that Kristina is evil, and that has him worried. God may not be as definitely on his ("The Good"), side as he was last week. His prayer goes something like this:

"Please make Kristina evil so that I can asketh you to smiteth her into smallith pieces, and so that the Serpents shall sucketh her blood and the pygmies shall eatith her flesh". I ask this in your name, Lord. Amen".

So, we shall seeith.


(* legal disclaimer.)



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{Remember folks cut and paste "Because Spoiler to the stars, MissyPissy says so!" in your voting thread on spoilers. Don't let me down. I'm financing this spoiling gig out of my own pocket, and it's getting serious.}


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 "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "The Du...   RollDdice     03-10-11       
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   Scarlett O Hara     03-10-11     1  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   jbug     03-10-11     2  
         RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   michel     03-13-11     32  
     Ohhhhhh Robbbbbbbb   suzzee     03-10-11     5  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   tribephyl     03-10-11     11  
         RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   kingfish     03-10-11     12  
   Days of Whine and Russ's...   kingfish     03-10-11     3  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   suzzee     03-10-11     4  
     Redemption: Phooey!   foonermints     03-10-11     7  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   MissMyth     03-10-11     6  
     I'm still here baby!   foonermints     03-10-11     8  
     *sniffle*   moonbaby     03-11-11     22  
         RE: *sniffle*   MissMyth     03-11-11     24  
             RE: *sniffle*   michel     03-13-11     33  
                 RE: *sniffle*   MissMyth     03-14-11     43  
                     RE: *sniffle*   michel     03-14-11     44  
                         RE: *sniffle*   Karchita     03-15-11     45  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   dabo     03-10-11     9  
     You Need to Slow Down   foonermints     03-10-11     10  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   Belle Book     03-10-11     13  
     You are just not fingered for now.   foonermints     03-10-11     14  
         RE: You are just not fingered for n...   Belle Book     03-11-11     20  
             RE: You are just not fingered for n...   michel     03-13-11     34  
                 RE: You are just not fingered for n...   Belle Book     03-13-11     38  
   Sarita says ...   Karchita     03-11-11     15  
     RE: Sarita says ...   dabo     03-11-11     16  
         RE: Sarita says ...   Karchita     03-12-11     26  
             RE: Sarita says ...   michel     03-13-11     35  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   Molaholic     03-11-11     17  
   My only hope.....   suzzee     03-11-11     18  
   News   kingfish     03-11-11     19  
     RE: News   dabo     03-11-11     21  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   Ontheroadagain     03-11-11     23  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   dabo     03-12-11     25  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep04: "Th...   RollDdice     03-14-11     42  
   Takes a Licking   kingfish     03-12-11     27  
   Call me David   Spanky68     03-13-11     28  
     Don't Call him David   michel     03-13-11     36  
         RE: Don't Call him David   Spanky68     03-18-11     54  
     Gawk   Karchita     03-13-11     37  
   Ohhhhhh Rollllll   suzzee     03-13-11     29  
     RE: Ohhhhhh Rollllll   kingfish     03-13-11     30  
         RE: Ohhhhhh Rollllll   suzzee     03-14-11     40  
     RE: Ohhhhhh Rollllll   RollDdice     03-13-11     31  
     RE: Ohhhhhh Rollllll   PsychoKitty     03-13-11     39  
         RE: Ohhhhhh Rollllll   RollDdice     03-16-11     51  
   Ghosts of Nicaragua   kingfish     03-14-11     41  
     RE: Ghosts of Nicaragua   MissMyth     03-15-11     50  
   The Tension Builds   kingfish     03-15-11     46  
     ARRRG da spoilers are coming da spo...   suzzee     03-15-11     47  
         RE: ARRRG da spoilers are coming da...   RollDdice     03-19-11     55  
     RE: The Tension Builds   suzzee     03-15-11     48  
         RE: The Tension Builds   dabo     03-15-11     49  
             RE: The Tension Builds   suzzee     03-16-11     53  
   Next episode ...   Scarlett O Hara     03-16-11     52  

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