The Horses Are Coming Into the Home Stretch(That was definitely NOT a reference to Julie. OK it really is, I just don't want her to kick my Raunchy ass. She's big and mean and muscly, and although we Raunchy Girls are Raunchy we aren't all that muscular. Or all that brave either, when it comes down to it).
Sorry for the greasy hands, but us Raunchy girls love nothing more that to take our Vespas apart and make them go faster. We're the real thing. And we drink Coca Cola, a Real Raunchy Girls Drink. (Disclaimer: I received a small fee for this promotion. Just enough to feed the orphans and pay the lease on my Malibu Beach house. And my fleet of stretch Vespas).
I also do this for you dear reader, so that I may afford the overhead involved in order to present these carefully crafted spoilers, and to pay my Spoiler Source (*not Russell). And I feel that under the circumstances I should have a legal expense fund in case the Marshals ever figure out my disguise.
Spoiler #1: In the next team immunity challenge Steve will break out into a rousing rendition of "Put Me in Coach, I'm Ready to Go!". Rooster will amaze everyone when he stretches out his armpit hairs and plucks out an admirable guitar accompaniment. Later he is heard to explain;
"Usn kounterie bois gits r dun!"
Spoiler #2: Natalie will find an idol. Unfortunately it is Maizihaha, Corny God of Humor, left over from a previous Survivor Season.
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It didn't get her any immunity, but it did get a small laugh.
Spoiler #3: Julie continues her workouts. She does fifty dumbbell lifts whenever she manages to catch Rooster.
Spoiler #4: Phillip has a new plan to take over leadership if the OhNo!s from de GadFadda. His plan is to enlist the aid of the CrabMoles, his secret special operations branch. Upon hearing the plan, they of course fall down and spend a merry time laughing their asses off and rolling around in the sand. After employing his special talent of reading their faces, he figures out that they are laughing at him, not with him.
Spoiler #5: Saint Matt is praying for deliverance on Redemption Challenge day. He's not all that sure that Kristina is evil, and that has him worried. God may not be as definitely on his ("The Good"), side as he was last week. His prayer goes something like this:
"Please make Kristina evil so that I can asketh you to smiteth her into smallith pieces, and so that the Serpents shall sucketh her blood and the pygmies shall eatith her flesh". I ask this in your name, Lord. Amen".
So, we shall seeith.
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