LAST EDITED ON 03-10-11 AT 01:06 PM (EST)
Easter is the new Christmas
Celebrations are underway here at the Missypissy School for Raunchy Girls. It is Lent, and for Lent, we gave up Russell. And we dance around the Maypole.
And things are well in Raunchy land again.
The Pygmies can have him. They are free to barbecue him, bury him alive, skin him and make belts, or just bury him alive. Alternatively, they could just bury him alive. Whatever.
And this should put to rest all those pesky and unfounded rumors about Russell being my source for these splendid and (you must admit) dead on spoilers. My Source (*not-Russell) is definitely not Russell. Someone else all-together. It is possible that the real source is short, bald, bulbous headed, and stinks like a Turkish shit house, but coincidences aside, it is not Russell. And all you US Marshals that are trying to find me and serve those libelous subpoenas can just boink up a different tree. That's whut I say.
Spoiler #1: In what is possibly the biggest Spoiler news ever, God is on Matt's side. Matt is not evil, and he wants to win so badly that he has managed to convince God to be on his side. This doesn't bode well for our other intrepid castaways. Not well at all.
Spoiler #2: It is finally revealed what kind of Federal Agent Phillip used to be. A sanitary worker Federal Agent, the kind that, when he isn't digging latrines, goes through the trash of terrorists and hoodlums and other bad eggs to find incriminating evidence. Also Phillip demonstrates an unusually high degree of specialized spy craft, that is, throwing a sharp stick. Also, his powers of observation allow him to look at a furball and tell if it is lying. "That furball is telling the truth" he declares with conviction.
Spoiler #3: The GadFadda's schemes come back to haunt him in the form of either the Ghost of Matt (or maybe the Ghost of Kristina). But most likely, in the name of all that is holy, the goodness that is Matt will turn it's focus on the evilness that is the GadFadda and shall smite him a new one.
Spoiler #4: The last ingredient in the witches brew Andrea is preparing for her avowed enemy, the GadFadda, "Tears of Russell" are finally hers. That rarest of items, rarer than a unicorn horn, rarer than a scales from a mermaid, "Tears of Russell" go into her brew. Ju-Ju like no other Ju-Ju!. And it appears that the fate of the Gadfadda is sealed at last.
(* legal disclaimer.)
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