Zen and the Art of Corralling Cats

Here at the MissyPissy Institute for Nice, Naughty, and Really Raunchy Girls, we are are encouraged with bullwhips to attend classes in various disciplines, all designed to allow released inmates to earn a living and be productive members of society. For example, there's Mind Melding, Basket Weaving, Vespa Maintenance, Hallucinogenic Toad Milking, Lock Picking, and Making Cute Crap Out of Garbage.

And we teach each student how to sneak around in the dark naked, clutching clothes and shoes, not making any noise, and tiptoeing out of the house while not stepping on the cat. I myself introduced this to our curriculum because of an unfortunate incident where having this skill would have been very convenient.

Andrea could have used this skill also, as witness by the incident in the Survivor Oompa Loompa camp, according to my Spoiler Source (*not Russell).

Spoiler #1: Animosity for GadFadda has Andrea up again at night, this time she was catching small frogs and whittling little darts. As before, the night shift camera man stopped her before she could carry out her scheme. Although the night before the EPMB had actually considered allowing her go through with the beheading of the GadFadda (revealed by Emails intercepted by WikiPeeks) they decided it would be better TV to see how the Voodoo thing turned out, instead. The poison dart plot would be plan B.

Spoiler #2: Russell shows up at Redemption Island, and the Pygmies at first claim him as one of their own. Then, after a whiff, they decide he must be a just pile of poop that the white man dumped on their island. They showed no surprise at this because the White man was always dumping foul smelling braggarts on them. They had hoped that the White Man would ease up after the incidents with Coach, but they were wrong.

Spoiler #3: While Mike is grooming Rooster's fur, A spark pops out of the fire onto Rooster starting a brush fire. Julie saved the day, however when she picked them both up in a fireman's carry, one across each shoulder, and threw them into the water, safely extinguishing what was by then a raging inferno on Roosters neck.

Roster is heard to exclaim "Houg gondjit, adje hapkenski jere? Janks, Janks ajot, Juljie. Shat wers some feire!"

No one had a decoder ring, so that went untranslated.

Spoiler #4: Before the fire however, Mike did manage to pick off a bag full of bugs from Rooster's pelt, enough to make a dinner that night of smoked ticks and fleas. Au Jus.

(* legal disclaimer.)

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