LAST EDITED ON 03-03-11 AT 05:02 PM (EST)

As the dust settles on our little band of survivors.

I have established my central Spoiler to the Stars switchboard here at the International School for Raunchy Girls. It's a temporary move, but may become permanent if the Marshals don't catch on. For security reasons, I had to resort to this old technology on the premise that if all Feds are as dumb as Phillip, this is all I need. In fact, this is probably overkill.

Here, all spoilers from my source (*not-Russell) will be collected, edited, sometimes spat upon (Hey! I was in a mood that day, the guy pisses me off sometimes!) and published for you, my gentle and monetarily unappreciative readers (No Personal checks, please, cash preferred, but PayBud works fine too). I make my living with these spoilers, so as a professional and a person of integrity, you can believe me unreservedly, as if I were God, the Pope, and the Coach all in one.

Spoiler #1: Jiffy Pop is forced to issue a Survivor's decoder ring to decode Ralph. The EPMB discovered that JP alone has this singular interpretive talent.

i.e.:

"Rooster> "meushd flekeurn ahfalieyr ncljrktynpoieriihj!."

JP> "You say there are divisions in your tribe?"

Rooster> "Yuh. That!"

JP> "What is Russell doing to help the tribe, Ralph?"

Rooster> "hedda nooa cach dea afish and he a notta getch woulde"

JP> "I think what Ralph said was he doesn't catch fish and he doesn't get wood". (It is later learned that JP is just trying to impress the Cute Native Medical girl with his language skills, which as this demonstration proves, are actually very impressive. FWIW, they do hook up and become an item on the Hollywood social scene. She likes men in blue.)

Spoiler #2: The work strike by the HIIs has been called off, at least temporarily. They reserve the right to strike again if Russell manages to return. This however would require him to put forth some effort at winning the Redemption Island challenge, and is thus very unlikely in light of his previous showings. Labor negotiations, however, are cancelled for the time being.

Spoiler #3: Redemption Island is threatening to go on strike if the mentally and physically diseased Russell isn't evicted soon. Says she (the Island is a she, as anybody knows) "Get that scum sucking son of a scum sucking disease ridden egotistal maniac off my shore, I did not sign up for this. He's stinky. And icky. And has pooh in his pants!"

Spoiler #4: Andrea places her little GodFadda doll in a safe place after reinserting the pins in a particularly painful place on the doll. And smiles. Marie Lavoe smiles thru her eyes and Andrea ceases to cast a shadow. (Ed Note: she's still kinda hot, though, just naughtier).

Spoiler #5: Stephanie catches "Phillip Mouth". Not an easy disease to overcome.

Spoiler #6: Steve's plotting continues. After the diabolically brilliant and at the same time incredibly lame plan of misleading Russell as to who won at Redemption Island, designed to shock Russell to the point where he cannot possibly win the challenge (Oh the evilness...), he lays out his next even more diabolical and even more lame plan, making Stephanie think that her fake HII is actually the real one. Oooohhh....diabolical.....ooohhhh!

Spoiler #7: A new character is introduced to the Island. "Russell's Boils." They actually become animate.

(* legal disclaimer.)

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