The Skinky Smell Of AbscessThe smell of the burnt buff.
Today I took my tea in the musty basement here at the MissyPissy School for Nice and Raunchy Girls. Here are rats and roaches galore, spider webs and ghosts and more, but I do this for the betterment of all Raunchygirl-kind.
I need to examine a little more in depth the origin of a particular and peculiar ritual we have here called the "Stinking Game". For some reason, it has been the custom to, on this day of the year, herd the worst (thus the best) of the raunchy girls down here to test their vileness.
They are made to smell the armpits of a short fat bulbous bald man with a bad attitude and who hasn't changed or washed his underwear for a month while living on a lonely island with a bunch of putrid castaways (and some hot chicks with anger management issues).
Whoever lives wins the title of Raunchiest Girl of 20xx", They get to wear the "Red Underwear of The Psycho" on their head, and are waited on by two psycho servants for one year. They are referred to as "Blond Bitches"
I myself am the only "three peat" winner in School history (TYVM) thanks to my allergies and stopped up nose, and rather than go for a fourth title, I retired with the title of Grand Master Raunchy Girl, and the whole school became my bitch.
Cool, Huh!
And as Grand Master lah de dah, I get to pass on spoilers from my source (*Not-Russell).
Spoiler #1: The Ghost of Francesca turns out to be a real Psycho.
Spoiler #2: The Ghost of Jane gets violently ill after eating Rooster's "brown" eggs. (Ed note: yeah, ghosts eating eggs and getting ill, even Rooster's "brown" eggs, is inconsistent with ghost lore, but hey, what can you do? Jane is and always will be an odd duck. And a tough old bird.)
Spoiler #3:
Rooster> "mejs noke likeee shat letile Fat guyser. Whereum hebe?"
JP, (gets out his decoder ring)"Shue means shat letile Russile? Hesh gonda atto shat Lestile ishlansd. Heck hebede gond. Shoe digit no?"
Rooster> "Thankee do, Shi Wundered."
Spoiler #4: Stephanie's got her voice back, but she kept on explaining how Russell was their best friend and how he knows all and how he will have his revenge and how she doesn't want to be around when he does get back because...(oopsies, footsie in mouthie, once again).
Spoiler #5: The Phil-ratio keeps increasing. He has gone from thinking that he works for the Gadfadda to thinking that he's the Gadfadda's tool. (EPMB has a rare giggle, as do we all).
(* legal disclaimer.)
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