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As entertainment critic Roger
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with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
1. Buffless in Cagayan: John 2. The NEW target: Laura B. 3. Under Surveillance: Galang 4. Grabby Pants: Caleb 5. Tribal Shaman: Caleb 6. Not Guilty: Laura B.
Thin Blue Line
Ick. Somebody didn't clean this mic very well. I'm going to need a lot of antibacterial supplies before I can continue.
<time moves in its inexorable pace, unaffected by any Einsteinian acceleration phenomena>
There. That’s better. Nice and sterile. Safe for anyone to use.
As I understand the criteria, this is a head-to-head competition for the presentation of humorous verbal dissertations, commonly known as “stand-up.” I find it interesting that the term “stand-up” is employed, because if you examine the history behind this form of entertainment, there are no accredited incidents where the “comedian” gave his performance while seated. Perhaps it is an exemplar of the common comedic theme of incongruity. Another key element to comedic success involves timing. I will endeavor to achieve proficiency in this area. I will now give you my best. Please do not disrupt my work with laughter until I finish.
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