That even impresses even me, no internet cafe or library computer station for you, you break into Sandra Bernhard home and use hers. Safe enough to post here, I guess, only us losers read this stuff. Kudos, my man, that's the Rodman way.
Which is, of course, we don't care about borders, personal or national, or any other kind. It's also the preferred Kim Jong-Un way, which is why he and I hang out together, and why the N. Korean Basketball league (which we are putting together as we speak) rules will include no limit to the size of the court, there will be no out-of-bounds, no dunking (yeah, a short joke), and my little bitty buddy has already won all past, present, and future games singlehandedly, him being the supreme leader and all. Oh yeah, and all losing teams are called the “American Devils”.
Anyway, keep up the good work, and let’s hope that Sandra doesn’t come home unexpectedly and set her Dobermans onto your teal butt. Although that would be kinda funny. Actually, Unny’s always coming up with the best "sic-ing war dogs onto women and children" stories (such a funny guy), and that would give me a story for a change.
Now, if have any “dropping H-bombs onto a neighbor” stories? Or “locking up critics for three generations” stories, I’d be really grateful.
Now onto Hut Cam 6, where the "No Taking a shit in here" sign is only for those who care to read signs:
1. Buffless in Cagayan: Which Survivor will have their buff burnt at Redemption Island? (4 chips) Brad
2. The NEW target: Which Survivor will receive the HiddenIdol Clue? (5 chips) Monica
3. Under Surveillance: Which tribe will LOSE the Immunity Challenge? (2 chips) NuGalang
4. Grabby Pants: Which Survivor will grab (or be handed) the Immunity Idol from/by JP at the end of the Immunity Challenge? (3 chips) Cierra
5. Tribal Shaman: Which Survivor will be the LAST to make their vote during TC? (7 chips) Vytas
6. Not Guilty: Which Survivor will receive votes at Tribal Council but will not be voted out? (6 chips) Katie
Tribe put the Louse in Louser Lodge.