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That's right! It's in the title! It's time to flush yourself of the butterflies! Commence a snappy meter! AND Grab that (slightly phallic looking) Microphone It's Open Mic Night! (@SandraBernhards)
I must first note that the trip to mic nite is free for everyone BUT the suite souvenir that 'works' this week is for the celebrities with an orange Angelina Jason Reba Sara
You four are also judges and will be allowed to pass on your Orange (worth 10 chips) to any celebrity you choose. Your decisions will have to be made by the normal deadline (or soon thereafter).
Anyways, back to the Open Mic Night! I encourage you all to let loose a stream of consciousness... soapbox a non-issue... vent a lyrical BFF-bashing... attempt interpretive emotional musicality... get all Touchy/Feely/Visualizationing... You are celebrities after all, time for some open narcissism. Whatever it is you choose to do, they will all be judged. Sandra and myself will be the overall judges. There will be chips for "attempt", more chips for "admirable entries" and even more chips for "standout performances". I will say this though...If someone doesn't show up at all, Sandra B promises to snag some of their chips. (Kinda getting tired of watching Chris get chips even though he hasn't been here for a single entry. Miss you Chris!)
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