Okay, how are the plans coming with the 5k run that will assure us of being renewed next year?

Do we have any celebrities signed up for this deal?
What? Who?

That really fat, obnoxious lady who stole the shoes and wanted to be a disc jockey -- what was her name -- she had a 300 pound tumor or something like that...didn't her name start with a J...Jean? And that girl with the really long hair and a really big butt who thought she was a model? What the he!! is her name anyway?

Come on, people! I need real celebrities! Where's Danny Bonaduce when you need him?

(statements above shamelessly borrowed)

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