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Lanna42 263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
05-16-06, 07:16 AM (EST)
15. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre..."
Alright Murray,I've taken just about all the noshing from you and your "houseguests" I'm gonna take.Listen up BUSTER! I've been schooled in the ancient,deadly art of TAE KWON DOUGH!!These arms and legs or what's left of em are DEADLY weapons!I see you cowering behind that desk!!You can't hide from me!You and your BIG,BIG everything.(jumps on Murray's leg and begins karate chopping) Take THAT and how would ya like some of THIS?(gets tangled up in pantleg)That's right MISTER!! I can ##### slap your butt back to late night cable T.V. faster than you can say "Mary Bunim carried my a$$ for a decade."And Antonia might help me. I think she was in a GANG before SO.I haven't seen that filthy a mouth on a woman since Maury Povich.Yeah,and you thought you knew everything didn't YA?And watch where your steppin you big loaf.I'm mean oaff.And THAT goes for you TOO Bonaduce!! yeah, I heard what you said.You haven't seen the last of ME!!(shakes fists menacingly,stalks off)
PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY,SO SPOKESMAN MADE OF DOUGH,UNLIKE ANTONIA
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