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Lanna42 263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
05-18-06, 12:54 PM (EST)
60. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre..."
LAST EDITED ON 05-18-06 AT 03:40 PM (EST)
Kelly Dear........I'm here and I retrieved my set of butter knives.Their suprisingly handy at scraping off bathroom putty and loosening fixtures.I think I can help you out with this project in exchange for alittle protection from the "SO noshers" as I call them.You'd think they'd just set up a Kraft service table.But NO they have to take bites out of ME.If they weren't all such GIANTS I might be able to defend myself.And to make matters worse half of them are on DIETS.I didn't sign up for this!!Why,Jodi alone has eaten my hat,my kerchief,half my a$$ and one of my LEGS TWICE!!I can't keep replacing those!!You'd think I'd be on to her "Come mere DB I just want to comfort you." ruse by now.I need someone to watch my back.
Uh.....Kelly have you considered that you may need a diversion to get your darling bathroom out the door?It's not exactly going to be inconspicious to be toting a toilet out there.I may be able to help with that.
And Oh by the way.........Stan the toupee toilet man sends his love. xxxxxoooooo PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY,SO SPOKESMAN MADE OF DOUGH,UNLIKE ANTONIA
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