LAST EDITED ON 11-21-14 AT 12:28 PM (EST)

Wow, a couple of Survivor firsts this week, WOW!

FIRST FIRST! DECAPITATION! The two players who dominated the pre-jury confessionals became the first and second members of the jury! As best as I can remember the closest we've seen to this before was in Marquesas when Boston Rob was the merge boot and then Crying John became the first juror. Does this mean we should be looking for a hidden low-key boring winner to wreck this season? Should we be looking toward the bottom of the totem pole?

SECOND FIRST! OUTRIGHT THEFT! Isn't it a rule, one of the few absolutes in Survivor, that that which is in a player's personal bag is absolutely that player's personal property and cannot be stolen? Reed swiped the HII clue from Keith's bag!!! Can we say rookie mistake, doesn't this mean automatic expulsion??? It seems not. Bummer. But at least it pulled him out of the basement.

Other interesting things that happened this week. J&J succesfully Cesternino'd again! And they are now the only J's left. Meanwhile, we once again got to see Natalie's sacrificial strategy, but this time it backfired and she lost her "Survivor Twinnie"! Will this light a fire under her butt to get her game in gear? Will J&J Cesternino her into the JennaM Zone?

No one reached double digits this week as Alec and Jaclyn zeroed. Jon takes over the top of the totem pole with the most confessionals this week, with Keith and Reed making a good show, and Baylor and Missy matching as well. Sheldorscore went negative for the first time this season.

COUPLES TRACKER

Baylor/Missy
Jaclyn/Jon
Keith/Wes

jury8/Reed

jury9/boot2

boot1/Natalie
Alec/boot4
boot3/quit7
boot6/boot5

episode     0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | total Sheldorscore
Alec    CHH 1 1 0 2 2 2 1 0 1 0 | 10    -1
Baylor  CCH 1 3 1 4 2 2 0 1 3 2 | 19    -1
Jaclyn  CCH 1 0 0 0 1 2 0 2 3 0 |  9    -3
Jeremy  HHH 1 4 2 3 3 4 5 6 3 4 | 35    X
Jon     HCH 1 1 2 0 2 4 3 4 4 5 | 25    +1
Keith   HCH 1 5 0 4 2 2 1 4 1 3 | 23    +2
Missy   HCH 1 2 1 1 0 1 3 3 3 2 | 17    -1
Natalie HHH 1 1 1 2 1 0 1 0 1 1 |  9    +1
Reed    HHH 1 1 0 0 0 2 1 1 1 3 |  9    +2
Wes     CHH 1 2 0 1 0 1 0 2 1 1 |  8    +0
Jury
Josh    CHH 1 4 3 8 0 3 1 7 4 | 31
Eliminated
Julie   HHH 1 1 0 1 1 1 2 6 | 13
Dale    CC  1 5 1 0 1 2 3 | 13
Kelley  HC  1 0 1 0 2 2 |  6
Drew    H   1 1 0 1 8 | 11
John    C   1 2 2 4 |  9
Val     C   1 3 3 | 7
Nadiya  C   1 3 | 4

TOTEM POLE

Jon 25 ^
Keith 23
Baylor 19
Missy 17
Alec 10
Jaclyn 9
Natalie 9 ^
Reed 9 ^
Wes 8