David Arquette-I actually remember when this doofus was WCW champion, which tells you all you need to know about wrestling.

So would you like to explain that fiasco? Just for the education of the audience. And also to explain why Chris Jericho will show up midseason and throw him into the band. Which will only improve things. And by 'things', I mean 'the band.'

Carson Kressley-Not that familiar with him but my gut tells me this guy might last a while.

To paraphrase HK, he lives on the narrow line between camp and parade, but he's completely sincere about it. He and Ted are arguably the only ones in the Fab Five to stay in any degree of spotlight, and Carson is occasionally adored -- when he's on his own. As a cohost in his own right (see True Beauty), he needs help.

I'm sure he'll have some support and I don't think he's out first. It's just hard to see him advancing all that far.

J.R. Martinez-Besides being a soap star, this guy is an Iraqi war veteran. That'll get him a lot of votes.

Sure will. I'm just worried that it'll get him a lot of votes even if he stands completely still in the middle of the floor for two minutes every week.

Hope Solo-Drop dead gorgeous and an athlete. With the right partner she could be going to Mirror Ball City.

Would you place a dollar on Derek getting her in the not-so-random draw?