This? Is almost funny. In fact, this looks like less of a random draw and more of a chart for just who each professional has recently pissed off and how much.Note that we have three rookies in the field: Valentin, Peta, and Tristan. And if you can't quite suppress the urge to say "Heavens to murgatroyd!", join the @#$$%^ club.
David Arquette w. Kym Johnson
Ron Artest w. Peta Murgatroyd
Chaz Bono w. Lacey Schwimmer
Elisabetta Canalis w. Valentin Chmerkovskiy
Kristin Cavallari w. Mark Ballas
Nancy Grace w. Tristan McManus
Rob Kardashian w. Cheryl Burke
Carson Kressley w. Anna Trebunskaya
Ricki Lake w. Derek Hough
J.R. Martinez w. Karina Smirnoff
Chynna Phillips w. Tony Dovolani
Hope Solo w. Maksim Chmerkovskiy