I'm digging the song parody. But I'm afraid it will remind Michel how he thinks "Paul is Dead Man" and how he "misses him."

#1 – No need to show your membership card for the Local Carpenters Union, because your Spoiler #1 hit the nail right on the head!

#2 – I agree a Chrissy boot would have made more game sense than JP. If she wasn’t Michel’s “darling” for this season, I’m certain we would have been deluged with Conspiracy Theories galore as to why/how Chrissy is still in the game.

#3 – Chrissy is using that “broom” to clean up all the self-destruction going on this season. That broom she was handed could very well come with a million-dollar price tag.

#4 – Considering the orgasmic reactions we’ve seen over veggie wraps and a plate of spaghetti, I’m mildly surprised we only saw tears and not a chest full of sedatives to be administered by the medical team.

#5 – But surprisingly we didn’t see his heart beating wildly through his skin during this IC. HMMM, so obviously the IC when we DID see that had to be strenuous as the Aruba Commission so accurately concluded.

#6 – I’m sure Mrs. Ben would rather have the million over a fake HI. But the real question to ask her is would she rather have the million or a non-hypocrite for a husband?