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37. "Home is where the Hard is"
LAST EDITED ON 03-28-11 AT 12:30 PM (EST)

Or: St. Matthew learns to "Stick" it out

A hit squad from The Raunchy Girls Academy biked up to Sturgis this weekend on our Vespa Hogs for our annual face-off with other bikers to establish just who has the biggest baddest asses around for once and for all. Well, for a year, anyway.

This started way back when a biker gang from the School of Wimpy Girls started saying that our asses were big, and so we had to whop a few of them to get their attention, then we had to whop a few more for emphasis. We may have big asses, but we are sensitive about it, and it's not nice to call someone a bad ass. We felt that an annual beat down was our only recourse.

Anyway, this year the Wimpy Girls didn't show up. Apparently the Raunchy Girl in charge of our travel arrangements got the dates mixed up so all we had to whop up on when we got there was a bunch of senior citizens in an RV park. Well, that was something, anyway. It wasn't a total waste of time.

My secret Spoiler source (*not-Russell) was visiting his grandparents at the time, and he managed to pass on the latest spoilers. I had to apologize for the beat-down we put on his kin, but he said they were old and boring anyway, so he didn't really mind.

Spoiler #1 Big Spoiler. Phillip will definitely appear again on a future Survivor. The season will be entitled "Weirdos and Misfits" and be held on the "Isle of Poopy Smells", a little known island in the lesser Fartenaries.

Spoiler #2 After the Finale, Stephanie, Krista, and the dumb blonds from previous Survivor seasons will form a team in Roller Derby called the Russellettes{TM} (Stolen from Dabo with no royalties. Sorry, but you need to pay attention to the Copyright protection laws).

Spoiler #3 We will learn in the upcoming episode that Roosters rear teeff are his luxury items. Normally he only uses his front four or five and leaves the rest in a jar of water by his bed.

Spoiler #4 Spoiler alert: The EPMB is gonna get his comeuppance real soon, by crackey.


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{Remember folks cut and paste "Because Spoiler to the stars, MissyPissy says so!" in your voting thread on spoilers. Don't let me down. I'm financing this spoiling gig out of my own pocket, and it's getting serious.}


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 "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全tealt...   RollDdice     03-24-11       
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   dabo     03-24-11     1  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   Scarlett O Hara     03-26-11     27  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   michel     03-28-11     41  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   tribephyl     03-24-11     2  
   Silent Majority   suzzee     03-24-11     3  
     RE: Silent Majority   michel     03-28-11     42  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   samboohoo     03-24-11     4  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   dabo     03-24-11     7  
         RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   samboohoo     03-24-11     8  
             BWAHAHAHA   suzzee     03-24-11     11  
             RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   Scarlett O Hara     03-26-11     28  
                 RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   tribephyl     03-27-11     33  
                     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   samboohoo     03-29-11     50  
   Matt be hittin' dat   suzzee     03-24-11     5  
     RE: Matt be hittin' dat   foonermints     03-24-11     9  
     RE: Matt be hittin' dat   Spanky68     03-26-11     21  
   All shook up...   kingfish     03-24-11     6  
     Lemme Go!   foonermints     03-24-11     10  
         RE: Lemme Go!   kingfish     03-24-11     12  
     RE: All shook up...   suzzee     03-25-11     15  
         RE: All shook up...   dabo     03-25-11     18  
             RE: All shook up...   tribephyl     03-27-11     34  
                 RE: All shook up...   dabo     03-28-11     36  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   MissMyth     03-24-11     13  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   suzzee     03-25-11     17  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   Belle Book     03-25-11     19  
         RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   MissMyth     03-25-11     20  
             Y'all Know..   foonermints     03-26-11     23  
                 RE: Y'all Know..   Belle Book     03-26-11     25  
         Congrats on your anniversary   tribephyl     03-27-11     35  
             RE: Congrats on your anniversary   Belle Book     03-28-11     40  
                 RE: Congrats on your anniversary   michel     03-28-11     43  
                     RE: Congrats on your anniversary   Belle Book     03-28-11     47  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   Spanky68     03-26-11     22  
         RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   MissMyth     03-26-11     24  
             RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   Spanky68     03-29-11     51  
   Song for Sarita   Karchita     03-25-11     14  
     RE: Song for Sarita   suzzee     03-25-11     16  
         RE: Song for Sarita   Scarlett O Hara     03-26-11     29  
             RE: Song for Sarita   Karchita     03-27-11     30  
             Not to pick nits, but...   RollDdice     03-28-11     38  
                 Not to pick hairs, but...   michel     03-28-11     44  
         RE: Song for Sarita   michel     03-28-11     45  
             RE: Song for Sarita   RollDdice     03-28-11     48  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   qwertypie     03-26-11     26  
     Yeech!   foonermints     03-27-11     32  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   michel     03-28-11     46  
   The Holy, the Woolly, and the Holey...   kingfish     03-27-11     31  
   Home is where the Hard is   kingfish     03-28-11     37  
     RE: Home is where the Hard is   dabo     03-28-11     39  
   BTS business and housekeeping   RollDdice     03-28-11     49  
   West Side (of Nicaragua) Story   kingfish     03-29-11     52  
     Do you know this one?   michel     03-29-11     53  

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