LAST EDITED ON 03-28-11 AT 12:30 PM (EST)Or: St. Matthew learns to "Stick" it out
A hit squad from The Raunchy Girls Academy biked up to Sturgis this weekend on our Vespa Hogs for our annual face-off with other bikers to establish just who has the biggest baddest asses around for once and for all. Well, for a year, anyway.
This started way back when a biker gang from the School of Wimpy Girls started saying that our asses were big, and so we had to whop a few of them to get their attention, then we had to whop a few more for emphasis. We may have big asses, but we are sensitive about it, and it's not nice to call someone a bad ass. We felt that an annual beat down was our only recourse.
Anyway, this year the Wimpy Girls didn't show up. Apparently the Raunchy Girl in charge of our travel arrangements got the dates mixed up so all we had to whop up on when we got there was a bunch of senior citizens in an RV park. Well, that was something, anyway. It wasn't a total waste of time.
My secret Spoiler source (*not-Russell) was visiting his grandparents at the time, and he managed to pass on the latest spoilers. I had to apologize for the beat-down we put on his kin, but he said they were old and boring anyway, so he didn't really mind.
Spoiler #1 Big Spoiler. Phillip will definitely appear again on a future Survivor. The season will be entitled "Weirdos and Misfits" and be held on the "Isle of Poopy Smells", a little known island in the lesser Fartenaries.
Spoiler #2 After the Finale, Stephanie, Krista, and the dumb blonds from previous Survivor seasons will form a team in Roller Derby called the Russellettes{TM} (Stolen from Dabo with no royalties. Sorry, but you need to pay attention to the Copyright protection laws).
Spoiler #3 We will learn in the upcoming episode that Roosters rear teeff are his luxury items. Normally he only uses his front four or five and leaves the rest in a jar of water by his bed.
Spoiler #4 Spoiler alert: The EPMB is gonna get his comeuppance real soon, by crackey.
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