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31. "The Holy, the Woolly, and the Holey..."
Saint Matthew, Rooster, and Julie's Tooth

We Raunchy girls would have voted our hero, Courtney Love, as the Holey, but since she was otherwise engaged, Julie's tooth had to do.

It's Sunday and we are at the little Raunchy Girl Chapel on the hill, where we pray in our own way, and for our own needs. Mostly for more adult entertainment videos and toys. We can never get enough of that stuff what with all the goody goody zoning regulations in this area outlawing porn shops. Such a hassle, but seeing as how we are in most of them and have our own studio I guess we really shouldn't complain.

In the last pew, snoring away, was my spoiler source (*not-Russell). He woke up long enough to slip me the latest "Intel", then he slipped out and was gone before any incriminating pictures could be snapped.

Here they are:

Spoiler #1: We have it on good authority that, in recognition of the fact the he single handedly established the art of finding the HI's without the pointless clues, and due to the fact that they spent so much time in his poop stained underwear, at the finale Russell will be given all of this season's Hidden Immunity Idols as mementos. They will be his for forever and ever, and they will spend the rest of their days nestled warmly in his butt crack. Russell will once again break down and blubber like a fat Persian eunuch. It seems that under that bald bulbous gap-toothed facade is the soul of a marshmallow.

Spoiler #2: Phillip gains valuable "Intel" this week when he learns that his shit does indeed stink.

Spoiler #3: Saint Matthew welcomes another Burning Bush to Redemption Island. His attempts at extinguishing the fires with tender caresses and holy kisses will only serve to feed the flames. Although he is on his way toward losing his religion, curiously and unknown to him, the entire pygmy tribe converts to Saint Matthewism.

Spoiler #4: Sarita discovers Rooter's under-arm hair makes excellent floss. During their "grooming" sessions, Ashley and Natalie make similar discoveries, in a different non-PG13 way. For more on this you have to pony up the subscription fee at XXXSurvivorGirlsInLust.XXX)

(* legal disclaimer.)



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{Remember folks cut and paste "Because Spoiler to the stars, MissyPissy says so!" in your voting thread on spoilers. Don't let me down. I'm financing this spoiling gig out of my own pocket, and it's getting serious.}


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 "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全tealt...   RollDdice     03-24-11       
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   dabo     03-24-11     1  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   Scarlett O Hara     03-26-11     27  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   michel     03-28-11     41  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   tribephyl     03-24-11     2  
   Silent Majority   suzzee     03-24-11     3  
     RE: Silent Majority   michel     03-28-11     42  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   samboohoo     03-24-11     4  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   dabo     03-24-11     7  
         RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   samboohoo     03-24-11     8  
             BWAHAHAHA   suzzee     03-24-11     11  
             RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   Scarlett O Hara     03-26-11     28  
                 RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   tribephyl     03-27-11     33  
                     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   samboohoo     03-29-11     50  
   Matt be hittin' dat   suzzee     03-24-11     5  
     RE: Matt be hittin' dat   foonermints     03-24-11     9  
     RE: Matt be hittin' dat   Spanky68     03-26-11     21  
   All shook up...   kingfish     03-24-11     6  
     Lemme Go!   foonermints     03-24-11     10  
         RE: Lemme Go!   kingfish     03-24-11     12  
     RE: All shook up...   suzzee     03-25-11     15  
         RE: All shook up...   dabo     03-25-11     18  
             RE: All shook up...   tribephyl     03-27-11     34  
                 RE: All shook up...   dabo     03-28-11     36  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   MissMyth     03-24-11     13  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   suzzee     03-25-11     17  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   Belle Book     03-25-11     19  
         RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   MissMyth     03-25-11     20  
             Y'all Know..   foonermints     03-26-11     23  
                 RE: Y'all Know..   Belle Book     03-26-11     25  
         Congrats on your anniversary   tribephyl     03-27-11     35  
             RE: Congrats on your anniversary   Belle Book     03-28-11     40  
                 RE: Congrats on your anniversary   michel     03-28-11     43  
                     RE: Congrats on your anniversary   Belle Book     03-28-11     47  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   Spanky68     03-26-11     22  
         RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   MissMyth     03-26-11     24  
             RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   Spanky68     03-29-11     51  
   Song for Sarita   Karchita     03-25-11     14  
     RE: Song for Sarita   suzzee     03-25-11     16  
         RE: Song for Sarita   Scarlett O Hara     03-26-11     29  
             RE: Song for Sarita   Karchita     03-27-11     30  
             Not to pick nits, but...   RollDdice     03-28-11     38  
                 Not to pick hairs, but...   michel     03-28-11     44  
         RE: Song for Sarita   michel     03-28-11     45  
             RE: Song for Sarita   RollDdice     03-28-11     48  
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   qwertypie     03-26-11     26  
     Yeech!   foonermints     03-27-11     32  
     RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep06: 全t...   michel     03-28-11     46  
   The Holy, the Woolly, and the Holey...   kingfish     03-27-11     31  
   Home is where the Hard is   kingfish     03-28-11     37  
     RE: Home is where the Hard is   dabo     03-28-11     39  
   BTS business and housekeeping   RollDdice     03-28-11     49  
   West Side (of Nicaragua) Story   kingfish     03-29-11     52  
     Do you know this one?   michel     03-29-11     53  

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