Saint Matthew, Rooster, and Julie's Tooth

We Raunchy girls would have voted our hero, Courtney Love, as the Holey, but since she was otherwise engaged, Julie's tooth had to do.

It's Sunday and we are at the little Raunchy Girl Chapel on the hill, where we pray in our own way, and for our own needs. Mostly for more adult entertainment videos and toys. We can never get enough of that stuff what with all the goody goody zoning regulations in this area outlawing porn shops. Such a hassle, but seeing as how we are in most of them and have our own studio I guess we really shouldn't complain.

In the last pew, snoring away, was my spoiler source (*not-Russell). He woke up long enough to slip me the latest "Intel", then he slipped out and was gone before any incriminating pictures could be snapped.

Here they are:

Spoiler #1: We have it on good authority that, in recognition of the fact the he single handedly established the art of finding the HI's without the pointless clues, and due to the fact that they spent so much time in his poop stained underwear, at the finale Russell will be given all of this season's Hidden Immunity Idols as mementos. They will be his for forever and ever, and they will spend the rest of their days nestled warmly in his butt crack. Russell will once again break down and blubber like a fat Persian eunuch. It seems that under that bald bulbous gap-toothed facade is the soul of a marshmallow.

Spoiler #2: Phillip gains valuable "Intel" this week when he learns that his shit does indeed stink.

Spoiler #3: Saint Matthew welcomes another Burning Bush to Redemption Island. His attempts at extinguishing the fires with tender caresses and holy kisses will only serve to feed the flames. Although he is on his way toward losing his religion, curiously and unknown to him, the entire pygmy tribe converts to Saint Matthewism.

Spoiler #4: Sarita discovers Rooter's under-arm hair makes excellent floss. During their "grooming" sessions, Ashley and Natalie make similar discoveries, in a different non-PG13 way. For more on this you have to pony up the subscription fee at XXXSurvivorGirlsInLust.XXX)

(* legal disclaimer.)

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