LAST EDITED ON 03-24-11 AT 11:04 AM (EST)
Or, Elvis is in the House!
Here at the Really Raunchy School of Really Raunchy Girls we occasionally have a guest speaker drop by. This week it was the King himself.
I know, you're asking yourself "How did you manage to get the Coolest Raunchy Guy in the world, Sir Kingfish esq., to interrupt his tour of the Middle East and visit this humble institute of lower learning?"
Well, we didn't. We got the other King. Elvis. He's been dead for a few decades so we had a hard time getting all the dust off him, but he was patient (dead people tend to be rather reflective) and we finally managed to clean the cobwebs off and fit him with a new pair of sunglasses, cape, and sequined spandex. He's lost a little weight so there were some alterations involved, but all in all, I thought he cleaned up rather well.
Anyway, it turned out that my secret Spoiler source (*not-Russell) decided to use him as a messenger this week for his spoilers.
Spoiler #1: Fun in the Sun on the tanning beach, and a follicle plucking day for Ashley and Natalie. Natalie's "landing strip" had grown a bit bushy and was beginning to overwhelm her bikini, so Ashley volunteered to pluck her. For her part, Nat was all to willing to reciprocate as only a woman can and pluck Ashley. Andrea is also beginning to bush out of her pants, but she hasn't worked up the nerve to ask either Ashley or Natalie to pluck her.
Spoiler #2: Phillip has also been plucking his follicles. Inspite of his repeated assertions, not a single red hair was visible on his head. And no one, not even the night shift camera man has had the stomach to look anywhere else. Those red Tighty Whiteys are X-rated.
Spoiler #3: Phillip reveals that he is also a Secret Agent Latrine Digging Agent Drill Sergeant, and began marshaling the forces in his camp to gather fire wood. This is part of his brilliant "alienation" plan to win a million dollars.
Spoiler #4: Grant continues his brilliant plan to win a million dollars by making sure Rob gets the next HII clue. Grant's plan is so idiotic that it's actually brilliant. He's gone thru the looking glass.
Spoiler #5: This week the camera crew will mistake Rooster for beach fuzz and overlook his presence completely. As a result, Steve will actually get face time. Congratulations, Steve.
Spoiler #6: Speaking of brilliant plans, Stephanie will continue on her path to beat Saint Matthew and stage the BEST COMEBACK EVER!!!
(* legal disclaimer.)
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