LAST EDITED ON 02-24-11 AT 12:28 PM (EST)

Week Three Spoilers

I have something to say, so I want you all to gather around. Please, take your seats ladies and gentleman, I'll be brief.

Brief!! ...(tee hee giggle snort), brief...get it? Oh wait, let me get my pants off... now you get it? Pretty funny huh? Briefs? Ha ha. I just kill my self.

Now that we have the opening hilarity out of the way (Giggle...Briefs...Ha ha)

Spoiler one: Francesca will be interviewed by a snake offering the apple of wisdom on redemption island, and it will begin to dawn on her that this is no ordinary island, and this is not your fathers game of "Survivor". It's the real deal, baby!

Spoiler two: According to Russell,

"When your rooster crows at the break of dawn,
Look out your window and I'll be gone,
You're the reason I'm trav'lin' on
Don't think twice, it's all right.

Spoiler three: Kristina continues her count down. She's at day three now. Will Phillip make everyone forget about Kristina? Or will Rob finally overplay his band of blonds? Stay tuned next week for, "As The Godfadda Burns".

Spolier four: The EPMB faces a dilemma, is it still racist to refer to a black man who throws a spear at a crab as Spearchucker? The lawyers get involved with this one, and it threatens to burn out a few of their Blackberry texting circuits.

Spoiler five:
Francesca> "Who says 'Whut?'"
Matt> "Whut? Whut?"
Francesca> "I said, who says 'Whut?'"
Matt> "Whut?"

This amusing little back and forth goes on for hours. Matt is still saying "Whut?" when the Amazon natives arrive and begin pouring BBQ sauce (the vinegary kind) on him. But this little play actually saves poor clueless Matt, they decide they'd rather poke sticks at him and laugh. And they were still full from the little smokey and hush-puppy feast.

Tribal art

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