LAST EDITED ON 02-25-11 AT 02:27 PM (EST)Big News
As I was sipping my morning tea this morning on the esplanade, a shadowy figure sidled up to my table and asked directions to the nearest Roy Rodgers Roast Beef restaurant. He whispered in a Cajun drawl that he just had to get a burger from one of those bandanna skirted cuties. And while he was whispering, he nonchalantly laid a newspaper on my table.
After he left I started to throw the paper away but as I was doing so a hand written note fell out. I grabbed it. It was today's spoilers. Apparently, I had been in the actual presence of my spoiler source (*Not-Russell)! I was this close and hadn't realized it. He was short, stocky, hairy, and smelled like yesterdays dead mullet. He had a smirky expression and a hat covering a bulbous balding head, this *not-Russell source of mine.
Spoiler 1: Kristina finds what she believes to be another HII. It is a round squishy brown HII that falls out of Russell's underwear at the IC. (Insider tip: it isn't an HII. Ewwww.....).
Spoiler 2: The little play in Redemption Island is still underway:
Francesca>"An idiot white boy says 'Whut'."
Matt> "Whut?"
Francesca>"My little Cabana bitch boy says 'Whut'."
Matt> "Whut?"
Francesca>"The next Amazonian Natives BBQ boy meat says 'Whut'."
Matt> "Whut?"
The Amazonian Natives laugh uproariously. They are amused. And getting hungrier.
Spoiler #3: Rooster calls in Shambo's lost chickens.
Spoiler #4: Andrea declares "No body gets between me and my Man".
(* legal disclaimer.)
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