Your'e all amateurs I tell you! Just as long as you can do what your told, we'll all get along just fine.

Don't know if you noticed, but I have learned from my past mistakes! I put on the pounds preshow for a reason -- I won't have to eat this island crap any more, so don't expect to see me vomitin' in the bush this season! I'm packin' enough beef to last me at least six weeks ... or until the first reward challenge feast! Just don't know how my quickness will be effected with all this extra baggage ...

I've also honed my observation skills and Kristina -- YOU are not to be trusted! I saw you ravaging through that Craftsman tool kit lookin' for the idol! You got nuttin' on the Rawbfadda baby. You'll be sleeping with the fish, Francesca within the fortnight. I knew those two girls were trouble the moment I saw 'em and if you go against the Robfadda, you got real trouble!

Phillip, my man, I told you we needed to stick together. Glad you finally decided to join the right team at Tribal Council. Now if only we could get your lunacy to work for us, you might have a shot at stayin' in the game.

For the rest of my crew, you just listen to ole Greased Lightnin' and we'll live happily ever after at Camp Harmony just like the Happy Chappys! And Natalie, yes, that is a hammer in my pocket. Why don't you reach down and get it?