LAST EDITED ON 02-20-11 AT 07:43 PM (EST)Hear ye hear ye! 'Nother piece of spoiled Survivor!
I woke up this morning and padded out to the hallway to fetch my USA Today, and found a note from my inside (* Not-Russell) source. And as your dedicated servant, I will pass it on.
"The reward challenge this week is a "Country Square Dance-off". It will be dedicated to Jane, the Survivor AARP union rep. After Rooster gets help from an obviously crushing Mike with his bib coverall zipper, he manages to stomp out a fine 'Dosie Doe, he found his partner, and promenaded him home'" (Ed note - code).
"Steve will annoy the heck out of Russell by continually audibling the play then asking for a hike." (Ed note - Obviously code, right?)
"Robfadda will be caught (again by an alert night shift cameraman) whispering into Kristina's ear "Your fadda wants some HI, your fadda wants some HI" long into the night" (Ed note - ah, nevermind)
"Francesca will stumble upon a bazooka left over from the Sandinista rebellion and will carefully etch "Phillip is a dork and he must die!" with coconut acid on it before attaching a trip wire stretched to the entrance to the island."
"The charming and talented Natalie will show some crack. But it's not what you think. She managed to smuggle a small stash past inspectors in her ***** uh, er, her underwear!" (Ed note - Think about what that would fetch on EBay! I'm starting the bidding at $50!)
ETA - After reading the above spoiler, I realize that mentioning the crack in Natalie's underwear might be misconstrued. Therefore I will not refer to the crack in Natalie's pants again, even if given a spoiler that refers to it. The crack in Natalie's pants is therefore definitely off limits from here on out. No doubt there are some that will giggle uncontrollably with the subject of Natalie's crack comes up, but that is unseemly and they should just grow up and stop thinking about Natalie's crack. If I can stop thinking about Natalie's crack, then everyone else should stop thinking about Natalie's crack.
(* Legal disclaimer).