Beckified versions of:The Amazing Race: Now called The Amazing Grace, as TAG racers visit churches around the world in their Christian spiritual quest. Catchline: "TAG, you're it!"
Big Brother: The 1984 version that peeks into closets and outs unsuspecting subjects. Catchline: "Don't ask, we tell."
Expedition: Impossible: The same, except equip contestants with an M-16 and/or .50 cals to shoot down those Moss-lem riders who are still armed with 8mm bolt-action Mausers from the WW1 days. Final leg involves locating and evading IED's. Catchline: "Join the Crusade".
American Idol: New name, American Savior. Song category: Gospel soul, gospel soul and gospel soul. Voters vote for "who saved my soul with song". Catchline: "Soul for souls."
Survivor: New name, Hell's Survivor, but instead of a tropical paradise, it's tropical hell. Lots of fire and brimstone challenges. Cast the worst lot of sinners and winner redeems their soul. Catchline: "This is Hell."