Kat Dennings would have a breast reduction operation (sob).The cashier would not have an uppity attitude.
The girls would always be using Han as the butt of their jokes, mostly short jokes but with a liberal sprinkling of Asian jokes (oh wait, they do that already).
And the girls would be selling cupcakes door to door in Mormon clothing while winning sinners from the influence of the devil.
The cook's role in the show would be to cook meals then deliver prayers with each meal.
(I don't watch Beck, never have, so I'm just going with the flow in this thread).