Given that the guests of PHo have returned to the real world, some of them are likely searching the internet to get an idea of what the viewers thought of them. Some may even end up on this forum. So, to feed that curiosity, here are my comments for the guests. Please add any additional comments for them if you like.

Charla - I know you feel like you have had a bum ride, but you really are the star of the show. I will never understand how you could kiss Zac (ack!) and not kiss Keith or Matt, so I will just assume that it relates to alcohol consumption.

Dave - You really came across as an a$$ at the beginning, but you have won me over. You showed great integrity when the place turned all Lord of the Flies. Congratulations on that strength.

Keith - Mmmmm, Keith.... You are the best thing to happen to this show. Quite honestly, it was getting a bit boring and predictable. Then you showed up, and things got extremely interesting. You are obviously a very intelligent and principled man.

Tara - You come off as quite ditsy and slutty on the show. I hope for your sake that is bad editting. The bandana is not a good look for you.

Amy - Yikes, I do not know where to begin! What kind of family do you have where you learnt such terrible manners and interpersonal skills? (Same question applies to Toni, Zack, Alex, Kristen and Beau.) For your own sake, please see a dermatologist, lose a few pounds, find a career other than dance, and break up with Zack before he kills you in a rage because you "didn't understand" his need to sleep with other women. You really came across terribly on the show.

Zack - Two words: get therapy. Third word: soon! Oh, and you are NOT nearly as attractive as you think you are. Keith is much more handsome than you - and yes, his abs ARE better.

Matt - I think you are a sweetheart!

Toni - You think you are a great and wonderful person, but you really are self-centered and overly aggressive. Is this really where you want to be in your life at 30? Please, for the sake of all of us with eyes, burn that nasty red pant suit!

Okay, that is enough for my first posting ever! I will be back to provide messages for the other guests.

Ziggy