I'll add to that...

Charla: You're too good to cry over these losers! I realize it's the stress of the game, but I hope you now know that you are not only the star of the show, but you've also proved to everyone in American that you are one hundred percent reliable and trustworthy. You rock!

Dave: What can I say? Class all the way.

Keith: You ARE better looking than ProZack, and your body is a thousand times better than his, too! Whether you were told who to kick off or not, I'm glad you shook things up. It was boring watching the originals kick off all the new guests.

Tara: Ditto Ziggy's message. I'd like to think it's bad editing.

Kristin: I hope you use condoms. BTW, the Barbie comment was actually insulting to you; the fact that you made fun of Charla and Tara just highlights your stupidity. Oh, and for once you were right: you are a bitter #####.

Amy: Your nicknames here have been LAmy, Acmy, Retin-Amy. You really need to see a dermatologist. Pictures from you former squad show that (1)you were quite a skinny little thing before you arrived in Paradise and (2)you really are a dancer, not a pole dancer like I have joked about. Unfortunately, your figure's gonna be hard to get back, and your awful personality makes you quite unmarketable, unless you want to be part of Mary Kate and Ashley's dance troupe. Add that to your bad skin, and I'm sorry to say that you have limited prospects in LA. Go to school, get an education, grow up, and I think you'll do fine.

Zack: So much to say, but with your malignant narcissism it would be a waste of time.

Beau: Get a clue. BTW, the Barbie comment was actually insulting to you; the fact that you made fun of Charla and Tara just highlights your stupidity.

Tom: Thank God you brought in Smokey. He's one of my favorites.

Alex: Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

Toni: So what is your real age? On the show, you celebrated your 29th birthday; in the Marie Claire photo spread, you were 28; your resume on the Hogs and Hunnies site (and I'm guessing you fall into the former category), you were born in July 2003 making you 30. Are you a liar, stupid, or both? I'm guessin' a little of column A, and a little of Column B. Either way, you're 30, without a family, without a real job; so how is Dave America's joke? BTW, whoever told you that it's okay to sweat like a pig in public was wrong. Next time, try something in a breathable fabric, not a cheap polyester suit.

Desiree: To quote you "It's on the tape!" Charla may have talked strategy with you, but you initiated it, and you broke a promise.

Cheers!
Sbeck