The Amazing Race   American Idol   The Apprentice   The Bachelor   The Bachelorette   Big Brother   The Biggest Loser
Dancing with the Stars   So You Think You Can Dance   Survivor   Top Model   The Voice   The X Factor       Reality TV World
   
Reality TV World Message Board Forums
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats, but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are encouraged to read the complete guidelines. As entertainment critic Roger Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
"Payment Due in Full: FINAL NOTICE"
Email this topic to a friend
Printer-friendly version of this topic
Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)
Previous Topic | Next Topic
Conferences BlowsVivor Forum (Protected)
Current Message

Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"

08-14-01, 11:03 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Monkeyboy Click to send private message to Monkeyboy Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
15. "Thanks for your timely payment! Be..."
Dear Mr. Ayatollah Probe,
We are in receipt of your your payment for $600,000, for the
past due bill of $450,000 plus $150,000 for the future care of your current and impending castoffs.
The check was signed by a Mr. Shakes Burnit (as reported by a Mr. Dabo in Episode 10) on behalf of Blowsvivor LLC Inc., and I want to thank you for your timely payment.

Might I personally apologize for any inappropriate behavior by the monkey butlers up to this point. I have spoken with my crew and can give you the utmost assurance that no further problems will be encountered with feces flinging or any other racey humour from the monkey butlers.

Your present castoffs are being catered to in a luxuriant, fawning manner with banana daquiris, cajun fried lobster, and hammocks on the beach with the castoffs being treated like royalty by the monkey butlers.

I'm sorry for any past misunderstandings and can assure you it won't happen again since we received your payment.
We look forward to further business from your corporation and your castoffs and please let me know if there is anything we can do to make their stay on our island the utmost in pleasure.
Thanks again for the timely settlement to the previous billing problem!

Best regards,
Mr. Monkey Boy


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Table of Contents
  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Payment Due in Full: FINAL NOTICE   Monkeyboy     08-06-01       
   RE: Payment Due in Full: FINAL NO...   LadyT     08-06-01     1  
   RE: Payment Due in Full: FINAL NO...   George Tirebiter     08-06-01     2  
     RE: Payment Due in Full: FINAL NO...   Monkeyboy     08-06-01     3  
         RE: Payment Due in Full: FINAL NO...   George Tirebiter     08-06-01     4  
         RE: Payment Due in Full: FINAL NO...   LadyT     08-06-01     5  
         RE: Payment Due in Full: FINAL NO...   SherpaDave     08-07-01     11  
   Legal Reply   AyatollahKhomeini     08-06-01     6  
     RE: Legal Reply   Outfrontgirl     08-06-01     7  
         RE: Legal Reply   George Tirebiter     08-06-01     8  
     RE: Legal Reply   Riordan     08-07-01     9  
     Thanks for your timely payment! Be...   Monkeyboy     08-14-01     15  
         RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   George Tirebiter     08-14-01     16  
         RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   Outfrontgirl     08-15-01     17  
         RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   dabo     08-15-01     18  
             RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   Outfrontgirl     08-15-01     19  
                 RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   dabo     08-15-01     20  
                     RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   Outfrontgirl     08-15-01     21  
                         RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   dabo     08-15-01     22  
                             RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   Monkeyboy     08-16-01     23  
                                 RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   Outfrontgirl     08-16-01     24  
                                 RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   George Tirebiter     08-16-01     25  
                                 RE: Thanks for your timely payment!...   dabo     08-17-01     26  
   RE: Payment Due in Full: FINAL NO...   Drive My Car     08-07-01     10  
     RE: Payment Due in Full: FINAL NO...   George Tirebiter     08-07-01     14  
   RE: Payment Due in Full: FINAL NO...   VampKira     08-07-01     12  
   RE: Payment Due in Full: FINAL NO...   Kismet     08-07-01     13  

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
about this site   •   advertise on this site  •   contact us  •   privacy policy   •