Dear Mr. Ayatollah Probe,
We are in receipt of your your payment for $600,000, for the
past due bill of $450,000 plus $150,000 for the future care of your current and impending castoffs.
The check was signed by a Mr. Shakes Burnit (as reported by a Mr. Dabo in Episode 10) on behalf of Blowsvivor LLC Inc., and I want to thank you for your timely payment.Might I personally apologize for any inappropriate behavior by the monkey butlers up to this point. I have spoken with my crew and can give you the utmost assurance that no further problems will be encountered with feces flinging or any other racey humour from the monkey butlers.
Your present castoffs are being catered to in a luxuriant, fawning manner with banana daquiris, cajun fried lobster, and hammocks on the beach with the castoffs being treated like royalty by the monkey butlers.
I'm sorry for any past misunderstandings and can assure you it won't happen again since we received your payment.
We look forward to further business from your corporation and your castoffs and please let me know if there is anything we can do to make their stay on our island the utmost in pleasure.
Thanks again for the timely settlement to the previous billing problem!
Best regards,
Mr. Monkey Boy