The ants are in the house.
...yes, already. I think this is a new speed record. Maybe the queen sent them to take out Willie before it was too late. Or they were attracted to the scent of Hantz. Well, something has to be...
willie has been busy outing himself, figuring no one can blackmail him with public knowledge. Also, he looks like a Hantz. And sounds like a Hantz. And quite possibly smells like a Hantz. And oh, those Hantz confessionals! All he needs is a religion-based nervous breakdown and he can officially get his own species designation. Non-homid non-sapiens.
Last night saw an attempted prank: fill a condom with lotion and leave it out for someone to find. Unfortunately, JoJo just couldn't wait for a natural encounter and blew the whole thing by pushing too hard. Oops. (Make a note for her future gameplay.)
Kara is still trying to sell Willie on the 'Frank is coming for you' story. Current house waffle is landing on the Evict Playmate side. Veto meeting's today, if that means anything.
Ian is still being bashed left, right, and center. Part of is his superfan status and Eat The Smart, but there's a lot of 'This is high school, we are the popular kids, and he's the geek' involved here. And being on Malin's team isn't helping any. Still, when they're not trying to put him next in line for eviction, the annoying little brother is getting some social advice -- they're setting him up to ask Ashley out. And based on her premiere confessionals, she might be responsive. Showmance ahoy?
Malin is now stereotyping on an international scale. He's traveled, y'know.
Britney cried a little about missing her husband. Danielle called her a bitch, possibly for having one. And then Danielle tried to flirtmance with Shane and got nowhere. Sorry, but doomed is doomed.
Joe is still insisting on being The Provider, to the point where I expect him to put a retinal lock on the fridge.
And we wait for something to happen.