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"Big Brother #14 Live Feeds, Week #1: Boomerangs Ahoy."
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07-08-12, 11:38 AM (EST)
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"Big Brother #14 Live Feeds, Week #1: Boomerangs Ahoy." |
For discussion of Internet-aired events before they reach the show (and, in the first week, of rumors leaking out before the feeds come online). This is a mix of Fanatics and Bashers with spoilers aplenty: we often wind up operating very close to real time, at least for what Endemol is willing to show. The initial thread will cover the time up until the first vote eviction, and subsequent threads will generally be one week each. If discussion is particularly heavy, extra threads will be started at need.So let's start with the rumors. Some of this comes from a claimed CBS intern tweeting out to the world, while other bits are even more nebulous than that. (None of it is confirmed in any way, but sometimes it can be turn out to be accurate no matter how wild it sounds.) Going minor, moderate, major: Minor: Jenn & Shane are recruits who were brought in -- no, not from bars: something even seedier. Facebook. Jenn has so little exposure to the show that she didn't know the cycle's order (HoH, nominations, Veto, eviction), much less the no-singing rule -- which she's already violated, as has Shane. Once again, keep those applications -- and be careful what you put on your wall, because Big Brother Really Is Watching You. Moderate: The mentors were allowed to participate in the first HoH competition -- and Janelle won. Major: JoJo pitched a Staten Island-sized fit after HoH, screaming about rigged contests and directly targeting the producers with every accusation. And you don't question Grodner while you're actually in the game. She's supposedly out, either quit or removed by the staff. Current rumors say she was replaced with an emergency backup who was being kept in sequester as a just-in-case: no details on that party. So it's already been a long season... If they got this in the afterlife, what section would you presume it was in?
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07-10-12, 10:17 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Next rumor up." |
Can anyone tell me how Britney is one the of most successful players of all time? What makes her a mentor?
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07-11-12, 00:49 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Next rumor up." |
It's entirely possible that Grodner wanted some other woman as a mentor and couldn't get her, and wound up having to settle for Britney instead. I can't believe even Grodner's diseased mind would prefer Britney as a first choice. Britney might bring looks and sound bites to the table, but she will be an absolutely $hitty mentor.
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07-11-12, 07:49 AM (EST)
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13. "We've got screencap!" |
File this under Yet Another CBS @#$%Up: the series has an iPad app this year allowing people to check things out on the go. (Big Brother Buddy (eeeww), if you want to buy it yourself.) It includes the old four-way view feature, brought over to a more expensive and supposedly sort of reliable system. And late last night, CBS tested it.Which meant everyone who'd already subscribed got a sneak peek. So here's what we know: * Mentors are in fact Britney, Dan, Janelle, and Malin * Willie and Ashley were hanging out in the HoH bed, which strongly suggests that A. one of them took the first Future Backlash win. (Who needed first-week protection more than anyone? Besides, so many of the incoming hamsters were talking about throwing the first competition.) B. they may be on the same team. I'm guessing Malin's. C. there might be a Hantz going for a Perceived Dumb Blondes alliance. * The Room O'Swirlies on the left side is believed to be the Have-Not area. Occupants at the time of accident were Janelle, Frank, JoJo, and Shane. This may give us Janelle's team, assuming those in the room were all sentenced there and people win and lose as a group. So brace yourselves: we may have a Hantz in power. Again. (Of course, in this game, it should be temporary.) So consider who he'd nominate first and foremost -- or who Ashley would put up -- or the possibility that he stole the HoH key and locked everyone else out. Ain't no rule against it. Someone threw the competition to him -- someone named Grodner...
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07-12-12, 10:55 PM (EST)
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16. "The power of making stuff up." |
Behold the near-utter failure of the rumormongers. Unlike last year, when Dick was in fact out of the game (by a few minutes) when the feeds came on, we wound up with pretty much no accuracy for blackout time: Willie is on Britney's team, JoJo is very much in the game, Janelle didn't play in the first HoH comp or make the first pick -- and so on down the line. Nice work, really.The feeds should be up shortly. Keep in mind that the hamsters have been in the house since the 7th, so we've probably had the Veto ceremony by now: the nominees you see aren't necessarily the ones we started with. We also don't know some of the twists in the rules. At some point, players on a team have to be able to nominate their own members (and Willie is just itching to start), and this new power Julie's threatened may not be revealed in the first five minutes -- not if it's a coup 'talk and die' issue. For now, we wait to see if Willie's contracted a raging case of HoHitis. And really, what are the odds?
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07-13-12, 07:12 AM (EST)
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17. "On the first night..." |
...nominees are Frank & Kara, and the house is currently leaning towards dumping Frank. Willie is, however, worried that Kara will retaliate and put him up. Because, you know, only women get revenge on the Hantz clan, mostly by existing. Britney has already noted that it's more traditional for the model to leave second, so anti-Angie syndrome is possibly in effect -- except that Britney wants Frank out as a challenge threat, trying to convince Willie that Frank will clobber them in endurance competitions, while Willie is afraid of Kara's social game. And chromosomes. (Kara's already been found crying on the feeds, so she doesn't like her odds -- and her Playmate secret is out.) Frank is trying to play We're Dudes, Dude with Willie -- and see a little below....the Veto competition has not been played, so the nominees you see above are the original ones. It's sometime today, and JoJo will host. It sounds like Shane is one of the players. ...Malin has crawled up Willie's rear and intends to stay there as long as any power is in that area. (Britney is trying to cut this off with limited success.) His goal is to get Frank off the block and put Danielle up as replacement. Willie may feel that having two big targets in the game means they can keep saving each other. Nice theory. But the idea of guaranteeing that Team Dan is two-thirds out the door may be a temporarily appealing one. The deal is that Malin won't go after Britney's team next week. Willie seems to believe this. Because Malin is a man. Sort of. However, Willie does recognize that Malin has no direct power in the house: no vote, no competition wins. (We'll see if that holds.) He also claims to have watched Malin's seasons and knows how Malin plays. Also, Willie is afraid of women. Because he's a Hantz. We've been over this. A lot. ...there is a strong female rally against Malin, led by Janelle (aided and abetted by Britney). His embezzlement, STD, and sex scandal issues are well-known by her and being quickly spread. So there is no forgiveness for that one, nor should there have been. Not that any of it will ever make the air... ...Malin beat Janelle at something and apparently went Excessive Celebration all over the place. (BTW, Janelle's nickname for Malin is Douche-Lord (Of The Century).) Janielle beat Dan in turn. Mentors-only competition? ..have-nots include Ashley and Danielle, so it's a cross- or multi-team thing. ...Ashley is currently on painkillers and has to be helped (and sometimes carried) up and down the stairs: back issues. She's been wandering around the case in a medication fog, insisting she'll be fine in a couple of days. (Britney expects to find her face-down in the pool.) There's a slight chance this may be illness rather than injury, as Ashley has been asking if the cameras will show her while she's sick. (Sure they won't, as long as she's in the lens-free HoH room.) She honestly seems to believe feeds are limited to a single camera at a time. ...don't trust anything a Hantz says, but Willie has claimed he's about to become a grandfather -- at 32. According to him, he fathered his first child when he was 15, and she's nine months pregnant. Of course, given this family, there's every chance they were just trying to get her on Teen Mom. ...Janelle has been defending Porsche's gameplay. Of course. ...Joe's cooking doesn't seem to be impressing the masses, and he's a popular future nominee. The very immediate future. JoJo has already gone off on him once, but JoJo is having personality clashes here and there: she and Wil had a fight about her taking his beer. She also seems to be causing conflict within Team Britney and has been competing with Ashley for Ian's attention. ...they're still up. It's four a.m. on the West Coast and hamsters traditionally go nocturnal early in the season and stay that way for the entire summer. Also, they've been drinking. Be afraid.
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07-13-12, 11:54 AM (EST)
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18. "The new power." |
Hamsterwatch thinks they have it pinned down. The mentors play for it, and the winner gets to protect one person from nomination/veto replacement/possibly both. It's Immunity without being HoH. Malin won the first match and gave the shield to Ian. (No idea what the formal name is yet. Teacher's Pet would be nice.)Ian is an early target. While JoJo and Ashley are vying for his affections/vote, Janelle wants the mental threat out of the cage and is spending a lot of time rallying people against him -- not impossible, as he apparently has a bit of an annoying little brother vibe. And how is she rallying the hamsters? By asking Britney to spread her nasty little jokes and focus them on Ian. And this is working. Talk about your deadly alliances... but this one has to break. Other notes: Joe has some comedy talent, but his cooking is still under review. Janelle has a BFF relationship developing with Wil. Isn't it nice to have someone in the house who won't eventually turn against you? (That you know of...) Britney openly feels (to Janelle) that Willie is a loyal sort. Britney had better be lying on camera, or she's officially gone backwards. Ashley's back spasms have a menstrual cycle playing accompaniment. She's currently on Flexaril. It sounds like she's one of the Veto players (where the back problems are going to be a problem on nearly everything), and she & Danielle seem to be the only Have-nots. Danielle has been sharing. A lot. Deep dark stuff about her family. Her Father The Drunk. Is she going for sympathy votes this early? Place your bets. Telling the truth? Next square over. And Jenn is here to promote her band. Hey, she's getting paid for it!
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07-13-12, 07:40 PM (EST)
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20. "Mysteries of hamster life." |
Why do so many people feel the need to lift Britney?
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07-14-12, 07:26 AM (EST)
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21. "Famous last words, Week #1 edition." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-24-12 AT 07:19 AM (EST)Britney, speaking to Janelle in the Mentor Room, exact quote: "I don't think Willie would turn on us for anything. He is so loyal." ...there isn't a facepalm big enough. This may turn out to be the stupidest thing said in the history of the series. Of reality TV. Almost in all of recorded history if we exclude romance, politics, anything ever said by an agent, and Ozzie Guillen. I would need a zillion-point font just to properly express how far backwards Britney has gone for believing that and Janelle for agreeing with it. This is actually stupider than the last fifty Vatican pronouncements on dealing with the Internet in a religious way, combined. It is idiocy that goes off the charts and establishes a new graph twenty light-years away. It has to go that far: the new chart is twenty light-years wide and that statement is all the way at the far end. It is a statement so dumb that an eleventh Commandment just appeared in the Bible and it reads Britney Shalt Not Attempt To Read People. And now a brief pause while I weep for humanity. Because humanity is stupid. And how. (Dear gawds, please let that make the episode.) *sigh* In other news... ...the current tilt is to get rid of Kara, but there's a lot of waffles left on this week's plate. And yet even with trying to dump the female on the block, Britney and Janelle want a girl power movement. Go ahead and work that logic for a while -- but really, they're thinking of getting Dan out first, and that means Kara followed by Danielle, whom people are having real trouble dealing with. Apparently she's very hard to talk to. As in 'It's been lovely, but I have to drive an icepick through my eardrums now.' ...Kara is trying to save herself by convincing Willie that Frank is coming after him (and told Kara that directly). It's not working so far. ...Willie would like a showmance with Ashley. (Is he currently married? Does it matter?) He's confirmed his Hantzness to Britney and Janelle (at a minimum) -- but not to Dan or Malin, who keep using people's last names as a means of prod. He's also been telling a story about his having been arrested. (Future winner!) Went into his girlfriend's house and beat up the guy she was cheating on him with. Sounds plausible. ...there's some suspicion that Ian is doing an America's Player tilt as he seems to spend most of his life in the DR. ...Malin thinks Danielle is in medicine because while talking with her, she used the term 'calorie'. So clearly if she'd used the term 'book', she would be the inventor of the Kindle. Nice try, jerk, but I'm pretty sure all you just did was confirm the rumor of your getting a look at the casting sheet before the season began. Sherlock Holmes doesn't make that kind of jump. ...not that it means much, but there's several summer birthdays in this pool. Expect a lot of slop-breaking parties. ...the hamsters are already expecting an evicted contestant to boomerang on them. ...you eat what Joe cooks or you get The Look. You don't cook for yourself or you get The Look. Britney demonstrated The Look. It's not encouraging. Or sane. http://twitpic.com/a7dxpd ...it's known that Frank likes wrestling, but that may be it so far. ...Ian wore a duck on his head during nominations. No one knows why. Maybe it's an America's Player thing.
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07-15-12, 01:10 PM (EST)
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23. "Boomerang entry, Round #2." |
The ants are in the house....yes, already. I think this is a new speed record. Maybe the queen sent them to take out Willie before it was too late. Or they were attracted to the scent of Hantz. Well, something has to be... willie has been busy outing himself, figuring no one can blackmail him with public knowledge. Also, he looks like a Hantz. And sounds like a Hantz. And quite possibly smells like a Hantz. And oh, those Hantz confessionals! All he needs is a religion-based nervous breakdown and he can officially get his own species designation. Non-homid non-sapiens. Last night saw an attempted prank: fill a condom with lotion and leave it out for someone to find. Unfortunately, JoJo just couldn't wait for a natural encounter and blew the whole thing by pushing too hard. Oops. (Make a note for her future gameplay.) Kara is still trying to sell Willie on the 'Frank is coming for you' story. Current house waffle is landing on the Evict Playmate side. Veto meeting's today, if that means anything. Ian is still being bashed left, right, and center. Part of is his superfan status and Eat The Smart, but there's a lot of 'This is high school, we are the popular kids, and he's the geek' involved here. And being on Malin's team isn't helping any. Still, when they're not trying to put him next in line for eviction, the annoying little brother is getting some social advice -- they're setting him up to ask Ashley out. And based on her premiere confessionals, she might be responsive. Showmance ahoy? Malin is now stereotyping on an international scale. He's traveled, y'know. Britney cried a little about missing her husband. Danielle called her a bitch, possibly for having one. And then Danielle tried to flirtmance with Shane and got nowhere. Sorry, but doomed is doomed. Joe is still insisting on being The Provider, to the point where I expect him to put a retinal lock on the fridge. And we wait for something to happen.
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07-16-12, 06:31 AM (EST)
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25. "Drama queen." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-24-12 AT 07:21 AM (EST)Janelle. She's trying to create some. Right now, Janelle is trying to arrange a 4-4 vote, forcing Willie to cast an HoH tiebreaker. Why? Because she openly thinks unanimous tallies are boring. And because she wants to put Willie on the serious outs with whichever coach loses a team member to his vote. Focus all blame on the ouster to one party. She also wants to see a showmance, supposedly to entertain the viewers. Because she remembers how entertaining it was for us to see her get played, right? So to this end, she's encouraging JoJo to go after Shane. And then she ducked out of JoJo's hearing and encouraged Danielle to go after Shane. Because there's no way that could ever cause problems. What's she up to? Not sure. Maybe having a Hantz in the cage was inspirational. In other news... ...Shane did not use the veto: nominations are stable. ...Willie is taking the typical HoH power fall and is scrambling around trying to get reassurances that he's safe and everyone is on his side, minus the people who aren't. He's annoyed with Janelle. He's trying to work with Ashley on a mini-alliance which involves coaching her on what he believes will be the next HoH competition. He thinks this will be a 'Who does America think is most likely to?' quiz. He also thinks one of the questions will be 'to land in jail'. So he has seen the show. ...Malin tried to blame the ant invasion on Britney's housekeeping. No one fell for it. ...JoJo is now planning to house-date Ian in order to get information out of him. (So there's her strategy -- but she claims no one talks about the game with her.) Ian, for his part, knows he's in trouble and has taken to speaking directly to the camera for an America's Confessional. He thinks he needs the next HoH. He's probably right. Ronnie II, indeed. ...Ian and Ashley had their date, with Joe playing chef and the other hamsters as waitstaff. It didn't go badly. Or well. Or -- anything, really. ...Britney is getting sick of people trying to make her badmouth Rachel. And did the game bring her fame the first time around? Well, after she left the house to find her own burned down, someone tried to buy her swimsuit. Just the bottom half.
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07-16-12, 10:51 AM (EST)
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26. "Malin's birthday today." |
Yes, this does mean he's still alive.
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07-17-12, 09:04 AM (EST)
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29. "Lifelong alliances that last two days." |
I'm going to let Dingo at Hamsterwatch Fair Use explain this one."They've already recorded their farewells to Frank or Kara, but the Diary calls kept coming and the lunacy got loonier.. by the end of the night, yesterday's pact is shattered, Britney hates her former bestie Janelle, and she told Willie about their theory that coaches will enter the game - said theory based largely on the fact that the coaches have key slots on the photo wall (not to mention the fact that this show gets un-twisted every season around Week 4 or 5) Willie thought hard about it for awhile and then chased down Britney to say he wants a house meeting to get it all out there.. said meeting may or may not happen but if it does, it'll be a don't-miss event, sure to provide fireworks along with hilarity every time Willie says "key-hos" In the midst of all this, Britney said to Willie "If I don't win it, do you know who I want to win it? You.. I want you to win the game".. it's almost 4am as I write this, the two of them are still parannoying their brains out, moving from one room to the next At one point, there was a quick Diary leak where we heard Britney pleading for Xanax - if she got some (it would be from her own Rx), she didn't get enough.. throughout all of this long, long day and night, the fishies swam and swam and swam." And it was only Day Ten.
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07-18-12, 03:14 AM (EST)
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30. "Day of Discord" |
It was a long, confusing day in the BB house and so many little gossipy things happened that I cannot sum it all up. But most of it involved Willie, who called a meeting in the HOH (about 11:30 a.m. BB time) that excluded the coaches. This set off a day-long build up of Willie "Hantz-ing" it up, which culminated with a shouting match in the backyard with Frank (about 10:30 p.m.), whose story is one I'm confused about so I don't want to say anymore. Brit does not want to work with Janelle anymore; something about Janelle appearing to be working with Dan and Brit's not happy about it. Joe acts like a version of Shelly, lying to just about everybody. With his performances in the DR we saw the other day, I don't understand why anyone would be in the same room with him at any time EVER. So many little alliance were being made, it's been impossible to keep up with them today. They've flip-flopped between Frank and Kara all day, but with the blowup of Willie, that may swing it one way or the other.
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07-18-12, 07:14 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Day of Discord" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-18-12 AT 07:35 AM (EST)(You really want me linking to a My Little Pony video here, don't you?) Hamsterwatch reported the shouting match Fair Use thusly: "The habitat simmered all day with gametalk here, gossip there, parannoying everywhere, with some of it leaning toward trashtalk.. there was a non-incident in HOH where Willie impersonated Wil for a minute while talking to Frank, using a high voice to do so - Flashback 7/17 2.13pm Out of everything that's being thrown around in there, that's the one grew legs until it had turned into Willie was gaybashing Wil and using homophobic slurs about him.. that got back to Wil who had a mini meltdown and a few tears, but later said it was as much a pressure release as anything.. it also got back to Willie (naturally), who was not at all amused and demanded to have people brought to his room to clear it all up When that didn't happen, he actually got out of bed and descended the staircase, stormed into the backyard and laid into Frank, who he saw as responsible for the Telephone game gone bad.. it was great fun for all of us and probably for Frank, who grew up watching his dad play a phenomenal wrestling villain on tv - he didn't seem fazed by any of it tonight For some reason Boogie showed up and jumped into it, and it devolved into the three of them yelling about Froot Loops - really, I couldn't make this up if I tried.. Willie, HOH and Fruit Loops all trended USA on Twitter for a bit, it was that good and that bizarre.. Flashback 7/17 10.25pm for the main event Meanwhile, Ian was pacing the kitchen, sighing and muttering about wanting to lock himself in the arcade and that he came here for fun.. that might be my tagline but I stay safely on this side of the two-way mirrors.. he lost a notch of superfan cred with that one, but I'm still pulling for him" And the relevant exchange: Willie: "I'm a @#$%ing grown-ass man, when I come in and get something to eat, I'm gonna @#$%ing sit down there and eat some @#$%ing food, Fruit Loops or whatever, cause that's what I wanna do." Frank: "Eat your @$#!ing Fruitt Loops, I'm not worried about it!" Boogie: "Willie, who died and left you in charge? Go eat your Fruit Loops, I'll eat salmon while you eat your Fruit Loops!" It was probably sometime around that point that Willie used the HoH Twitter to send out the following: @BigBrotherHOH: being hoh is crazy @BigBrotherHOH: i dont trust anyone in here HELP Oh, go eat your @#$%ing Fruit Loops. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsoo5Wj8KrI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJOy_3hFemI In other news, the feed cameras showed the rats in the pantry, moving things around -- with one of them in an old-time movie crook outfit, jail stripes and mask included..
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07-18-12, 08:54 AM (EST)
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33. "Janelle hasn't changed." |
On the subject of live-in nannies.Janelle: "It's really expensive in Minnesota." Joe: "Because you don't have the Latin population?" Janelle: "Exactly." Oh, Joe. You are so her new best friend! I just heard Ivette scream.
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07-19-12, 03:36 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: Janelle hasn't changed." |
Boogie hasn't changed either. He's still the same lying rattlesnake he's always been. Janelle will hate him till the day he dies, and she'll be right.
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07-19-12, 06:37 AM (EST)
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35. "The feeds go in, the feeds go out..." |
The hamsters are getting breaking news from 'BBTV' at all hours of the night: short messages which will probably determine the HoH competition. (Bring on the Target Isolation Booths Of Doom!) But every time news breaks, so does the connection: insta-fish. At least one of those updates seems to have been about the rats in the pantry, as Joe's realized something was stolen. Possibly because he stole it, taking the nicotine patches out so he could watch people lose it during the next lockdown.Janelle announced that she's gained five pounds since the game began. (And so it begins.) She also feels that one mentor will be given a chance to enter the game later in the season, but that's probably not the sort of thing she should be speaking about in public. Of course, not knowing what to keep silent about is pretty much her trademark... but as for the source... ...Britney and Willie had a five-minute blowup where she tried to get him to understand the damage he was doing to his own chances while admitting that the 'coaches enter main contest' rumor in the house was her own fault for opening her mouth after having the thought. She is trying to save Willie from himself. And that trick never works. After the fracture between Britney and Janelle, the new mentor alliance is -- Janelle and Malin. Yes, even Ripley would have trouble with this one. No, I don't know which one is lying more about the temporarily loyalty. Yes, Kara's probably out. This is the Brian Memorial Season: everyone has made approximately eighteen billion alliances in the first five minutes. People are trying to track them with scorecards, charts, and Venn diagrams. No one can get an accurate picture that lasts more than thirty minutes. So if you have no idea who in the cage is working with whom? Join the @#$%ing club. JoJo has figured out that the DR is trying to manipulate the vote and tilt the eventual win towards their favorites. JoJo has a brain. Let's see if she can keep using it. (And yes, that got out on the feeds too. The rats don't care any more.) Malin may have realized JoJo's thinking abilities because he's gone to his first and only resort with an intelligent woman and called her a tramp. Some people seem to feel Ashley is this week's swing vote. They may or may not have bothered to tell her. Kara certainly has: she's trying to arrange things for Kara to be Hinky Vote #1. She's telling Ashley no one will ever figure it out. What's the track record on that one, exactly? Wil has discovered that if you want to get past Dan's sweet outer shell, just talk about religion. And then you will be condemned to everlasting hellfire. But it'll be very polite agony, at least for the first eight seconds.
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07-20-12, 00:24 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: The feeds go in, the feeds go out..." |
Janelle and Boogie working together? Yeah, right, tell me another one. How much you wanna bet the next thing Boogie does is plunge a nice long shiv right into Janelle's back. What a wonderful guy, er, son of a b1tch.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-12, 04:34 PM (EST)
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38. "Willie's complete and unedited HoH blog." |
And I quote:"Hi everyone this is willie from bb 14 its been a crazy week not looking good right now but it changes from day to day in this crazy house. none of these players have a mind of there on. the vets are running the game and it makes me sick. im going to do what ever it takes to stay here. i miss my family and my daughters chelsea and britt i love yall so much. to all you fans out there thank yall i will never give up." ...yeah. The usual insanity in the house this morning as the hamsters prepare for the live show & vote. Willie has been trying to convince Ashley that he's in love with her. Right: love. Total and complete luv forever lasting which will totally see him take her to the end. She is not buying this. Wonder why? Oh, right -- because she thinks he's said the same thing to JoJo. And there may have been other reasons. Joe is perceived as something of a bully. Joe sees Willie as a major bully. There may or may not be a bully-off. Both of them might be used for bully sticks. And Malin has a new alliance. He's stuck up a partnership with Ted. Oh, right. Ted is the stuffed bear they rescued from the first HoH competition. He's sort of the cage mascot. Malin is now talking strategy with him in the absolute faith that Ted will not go behind his back. Of course, Ted may have other alliances. We'll have to wait and see. ...no, I'm completely serious. Why?
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