LAST EDITED ON 03-31-06 AT 04:44 PM (EST)

The great Buddha has had a busy week, and would like to thank Dr. Vant for the fabulous pinky he gave me. It's so pretty!

However, I would like to ask Andy to stop harssing me to let her do a full makeover on me. Buddha is one fine looking man all by myself, thank you. Leave me alon or else I'll reincarnate you to something hideous like. . . .your mom!

Buddha just made a yo' mamma joke!!!

oh goodness, what has this house done to me??

Kim is right, those big panties of Lisa's were clogging the drain until someone threw them over the fence. Buddha suggests Lisa and Jodi never again become so one with the pool that they no longer need their clothes. For Buddha's sake, let's keep them on. No more skinny dipping! Buddha only liked it when the lovely Christina came out and swam and talked to Buddha . . .

Buddha would also like to humbly submit that Kelly do the following exercise. FIst she needs to pack her bags and carry them around to symbolize her extra anger management issues. Then she nedds to head out side and try to drive with all the bags obstructing her view so that she can see how she will never get where she's going while she has all of those bags. THen she can drive herself home . . .and NEVER come back!

Buddha is very frightened of her. Buddha has refused to even look in her direction or else the oure evil coming from her and the pure goodness coming from myself might cause a very strong reaction . . . .we're talking earthquakes here.

Buddha gives kisses to Rhonda, and Dr. Stan. and a shout out to poetri, and wants him to look over this song Buddha wrote, it could be a hit!!