LAST EDITED ON 03-27-06 AT 06:55 PM (EST)

Sorry I been away so long, gots so much on my mind
Wanted to drop in on you HG's and speak some truth I did find.

I be's watchin you girls gettin' all mean an catty
Yous need to lighten up a bit, 'specially you Toadie fatty.

Oh Lisa2, whatsa matta wit you, you gave in once again
IV says "Jump", and you says "OK, when?"

Christie, I thinks you be brave to go an meet jo mama
You done real good with dat, not any conflama drama.

An Kim, I jus can't understand this bathroom fix you got
Stop slammin' doors and lighten up an pee in yo own damn pot!

Kelly, honey, you do scare me, like when you fixin' yo lunch
If Kim don't listen to what you say, you take her out in a punch

Cassie, dear lassie, why you come back fo more?
I think you can get what you want without dat house, fo shore.

Iguana, I didn't miss you a bit when you was on vacation
I jus' hope you wasn't castin' spells and mixing new libations.

Dearest Rhonda, I have a crush on you dat I secretly hafta admit
You n' me doin' our own talk show, you know dat'd be a hit!

Dr. Stan I idolize yo genius and edumecation
Keep doin' what you do and dat purple jacket, a sensation!

Don't let Mr. Murray know dat Rhonda now loves me
We's gonna go out on our own, we's be a success...
Ms. Rhonda & Poetri!!

Jus' rhyme yo' way thru the day an' you be okay.