LAST EDITED ON 07-16-01 AT 09:52 PM (EST)

OK, back to BlowsVivor:

>OFG & GT: singingOh, Womaaaan is the nigger of
>the woooorld, yes she is, if you don’t believe me, take
>a look at the one you’re with. Womaaaan is the
>slave to the slaaaave, yeah. . .

OK, anyone who would subject the rest of their tribe to this John and Yoko crap deserves to be voted off. I expected better!

And, just in case we don't see the parallels between GT and Dicque, look at these two challenges:

RC:
>Soon after this outburst, GT gives a wink in several directions
>and abandons the game, citing her old knee injury and
>sinus headache from bending over.

IC:
>The two make a half-assed attempt at competing, then GT smiles
>and loses her balance.

Oh, GT? When Dicque threw the challenge, he had analyzed that he was the best option for the finals for each of the remaining players. Does that describe you ... or have we started to see hubris set in? You know what the Greeks said about that!

>At this point, a thunderous sound and flurry of movement
>appears on the bed of the Red Sea. . . an
>animal is heard to roar
>
>whine-o:YES, I’ve been a bad, bad boy--and you just KNOW
>I don’t mean it when I say I’m sorry! HAHAAAAH!

I LOVED this disaster, and all of the stuff that followed! Excellent!

>shakes: I TOLD you all this would SUCK without me!! You
>and your scab writers--you’ve driven this thing into the
>ground! You idiot, Aya--even BigBrother2 is
>a better read than this! You’re in for a mid-season
>cancellation for sure, asshole!

I seem to remember this scene...

>IceCat, suddenly sensing an opportunity, looks
>furtively around and makes a beeline over the hill. He
>is promptly chased back by a menacing beach ball the
>size of a Volkswagen®.

ROLFMAO! Thanks for writing my pal Rover in! But ... if Kismet is gone, who is #1?

>AyaP simply shuts himself in his trailer--presumably to get his
>head straight by watching an Indians game.

Much better than the Marlins or Devil Rays, I assure you...

>Dalton: Now get your heads in this game--and
>win it for the WOMEN!

I wonder, considering the new gender mix (4 men, 3 women) -- but you never know...

>AyaP: If I EVER take on this kind of responsibility
>again, somebody be so kind as to SHOOT ME, okay?!
>(Charlton Heston nods in assention as AyaP wheels around and
>disappears back into the production trailer)

Got that right! Now I have to figure out how to fulfill the contract for 14 episodes -- I don't want to end up like Chainsaw Al, on the front page of the NY Times after leading the BlowsVivor Entertainment Group ("BEG") into bankruptcy...