To the tune of: "If I only had a brain"I would never have signed up,
or on this show wind up,
If I only had a brain!
I would go on the Love Cruise,
Where I'd have sex with a lovely flooze,
If I only had a brain!
I wouldn't have to dodge a Vamp
or rescue from the river a tramp,
If I only had a brain!
These people would all be swept to Sea,
As C. Heston waves to MC,
If I only had a Brain!
Seriously(???),
Good episode, if a bit outrageous!
<Running off to save SnoopySucks from the evil Shakes>