LAST EDITED ON 07-17-01 AT 05:07 PM (EST)

>>And OFG--as my editor, I see no reason to bear a grudge for the Yoko stuff. . . it was there, plain as day (who else could write such femininist claptrap?!) and you just plain missed it!

No grudges, I don't bear no stinking grudges! I suppose it's plain if Yoko Ono even blips on one's mental radar, but I always tried to ignore her. That woman broke up the Beatles and they were my first real crush!

>>Did you also miss our Grace Slick-at-Woodstock impersonations?

Oh dear, I did miss that. In fact, I missed Woodstock. I was in Taos at the time running a store that sold rice and beans to communes. One of those communes, the Hog Farm, drove off in their schoolbus to do the catering for Woodstock. When they came back, they'd been paid with like a ton of bulgur wheat in bulk bags (I kid you not). They brought it to our store and asked what the hell they were supposed to with it, and would we trade if for rice? So we did, and no one ever bought it because no one knew how to cook it. This was before people were making tabouli. In fact, maybe that's what started the tabouli movement amongst hippie cooks...

What did Grace do at Woodstock besides sing? Now I was at Altamont to see her lead the Airplane on after a Hell's Angel knocked Marty Balin cold, but that whole Altamont incident's a little fuzzy in my memory... ...kinda like my memory of what happened in Ep. 8.

Hey, do I have to wear that gross Condom necklace until the next TC? I think I should be able to keep it until the next vote; I won immunity damn it, and what good did it do me, huh?

Finally, to all you worried-about-SnoopySucks softies: jeez, now it's my job to find the little dog, with this hangover? She's gone, I tell you, so get over it!

I always wanted to hijack a thread just a little...

Edited to add:for anyone who's calculating my age by this history, I left home (and got married) at age 16. Not that there's anything wrong with being older...