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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-28-01, 02:46 PM (EST) "Now accepting appicaltions for Shakesvivor II" Now that Shakesvivor has been lauded by all on the boards as a "roaring success" (STC, from a thresd in BV forum since locked for absolutely NO apparent reason by the Man), it is time to get a head start on the next installment.... SHAKESVIVOR II: It's All In Your Head I don't think I have to mention that Shakesvivor I castmembers are not eligible, although posters that made cameo appearances in SV are eligible to compete for the title of Ultimate Shakesvivor! So, in no less than 500 words, please explain why you would make a good contestant on Shakesvivor. Once again, keep in mind that just because you don't apply, that doesn't mean you won't get picked. And I reserve the right to drag all of your names and reputations through the mud in an effort to generate conflict, although judging by the first season, I think you guys will be able to handle that part all on your own. Good luck and I hope to see you on the sound stage! Okay Ayak, you can lock this thresd now, that is if you can find the time to fit it in to your busy daily fascist schedule of bombing pizza parlors and crushing babys' heads with your boot heel in an effort to save bullets. FIGHT THE POWER   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    Sorry, but no AyatollahKhomeini 08-28-01 1  RE: Now accepting appicaltions for ... moonbaby 08-28-01 2    RE: Now accepting appicaltions for ... Drive My Car 08-28-01 3    Getting married in Heaven dangerkitty 08-28-01 12        ROFL! AyatollahKhomeini 08-28-01 16  Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clown? Criminals 08-28-01 4    RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clow... SherpaDave 08-28-01 10        RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clow... VampKira 08-28-01 14            RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clow... GG 08-29-01 28                RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clow... Drive My Car 08-29-01 29                    RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clow... LadyT 08-29-01 30                        RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clow... Drive My Car 08-29-01 31  RE: Now accepting appicaltions for ... mistofleas 08-28-01 5  RE: Now accepting appicaltions for ... ItzLisa 08-28-01 6    Let the Tirade Continue... ItzLisa 08-29-01 20        RE: Let the Tirade Continue... ItzLisa 08-29-01 21            RE: Let the Tirade Continue... ItzLisa 08-29-01 22                RE: Let the Tirade Continue... ItzLisa 08-29-01 23                    RE: Let the Tirade Continue... Drive My Car 08-29-01 24                        RE: Let the Tirade Continue... PepeLePew13 08-29-01 25                        _______, clown. VampKira 08-29-01 26                            RE: _______, clown. Drive My Car 08-29-01 27                                RE: _______, clown. ItzLisa 08-30-01 32  RE: Now accepting appicaltions for ... not sleeeve 08-28-01 7    RE: Now accepting appicaltions for ... RudyRules 08-28-01 13  RE: Now accepting appicaltions for ... Pendragon 08-28-01 8    RE: Now accepting appicaltions for ... VampKira 08-28-01 15  RE: Now accepting appicaltions for ... LadyT 08-28-01 9    LadyT's proof AyatollahKhomeini 08-28-01 11        RE: LadyT's proof ItzLisa 08-28-01 17            RE: LadyT's proof LadyT 08-28-01 18                No need to apologize AyatollahKhomeini 08-29-01 19

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AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 08-28-01, 03:52 PM (EST) 1. "Sorry, but no" shakes, thanks for a good laugh with this post. Unfortunately, like the passenger pigeon, "Shakesvivor" is headed for extinction. As you well know, I have no sympathy for terrorists of any ilk, which is why your prior thread was locked. I won't lock this one, though.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

moonbaby 17013 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-28-01, 04:01 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Now accepting appicaltions for Shakesvivor II" It's time to call:   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-28-01, 04:03 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Now accepting appicaltions for Shakesvivor II" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 08-28-01, 07:42 PM (EST) 12. "Getting married in Heaven" LAST EDITED ON 08-28-01 AT 07:43 PM (EST) A young couple is involved in a fatal car accident the morning before their wedding day. As they sit at the Pearly Gates, they wonder: can they get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrives, they pose the question to him. "I don't know," says St. Peter. "No one has ever asked that before. Let me go check." So off he goes, and a lot of time passes - a couple of months, in fact. Meanwhile, the couple continues to talk about it and they start to realize the drawbacks, what with the eternal aspect and all. What if it doesn't work out? Another month goes by, and St. Peter finally returns, looking a bit bedraggled. "Yes," he says. "You can get married in Heaven." The couple asks, "And just in case something goes wrong - can we get divorced in Heaven, too?" St. Peter slams down his clipboard in fury, his face turning beet red. The frightened couple recoils. "What's wrong? What have we done?" St. Peter answers, "It took me three months to find a preacher up here. How long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?" dangerkitty   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 08-28-01, 10:33 PM (EST) 16. "ROFL!" ...except I'm beginning to wonder if shakes wouldn't be a better consultant than lawyer. After all, "consultant" is defined as follows: the guy who arrives at the battleground after the war is over and bayonets the wounded.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Criminals 19 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 08-28-01, 04:06 PM (EST) 4. "Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clown?" Isn't it amazing that so small a vessel can contain so much bitterness? I shudder to imagine the creature we'll see when the realization finally hits that having been on a third-rate series on a fourth-rate network hasn't created the star he'd always dreamt of being. To paraphrase Albee: Shakes and Mikey. Sad, sad, sad.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-28-01, 05:52 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clown?" My apologies, especially to my fellow criminals, for posting the above using the wrong login. Thought I'd logged out and back in under my usual name, but hadn't. The above represents my opinion and mine only. While the other criminals may well agree to it, I certainly can't assume that they do. I don't apologize for the post itself, but I am sorry for using a login that represents three other people to post it. Sorry 'bout that. Yeah, I'm a DAW. Is that a problem?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 08-28-01, 08:02 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clown?" LAST EDITED ON 08-28-01 AT 10:55 PM (EST) S'aaaaaaight Dave.. *hugs* *grin* "We've trivialized the Vampire. I think it happened about the time 'Count Chocula' found its way to cereal boxes." -F. Paul Wilson, author 'Midnight Mass' a vampire novella Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

GG 142 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 08-29-01, 05:56 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clown?" I Am A Clown See the funny little clown See the puppet on a string Wind him up and he will sing Give him candy and he'll dance But be certain not to feel his funny face is real Step right up and see him folks Couldn't you die at all his jokes Couldn't you cry at all his tricks He'll come up with in a fix But be certain not to stray 'Cause he'll steal your heart away I am a clown I am a clown You'll always see me smile You'll never see me frown Sometimes my scenes are good Sometimes they're bad Not funny ha-ha Funny sad I am a clown Look at the clown Always the same routine I never change Not funny ho-ho Funny strange Sometimes I think the world is a circus town Sometimes I feel like a lonely inside show Man on the flying trapeze He ain't never coming down He knows that I know if you look inside If I didn't hide You might decide you didn't want me I am a clown That's why I'm a clown Just like the fool on the hill Begging to come down I want to live again I want to feel Tell me you love me Make me real Tell me you love me Make me real Tell me you love me Make me real Who's afraid? Indeed. Especially if Shakes the Clown is actually David Cassidy. ¬GG¬ *who's thinking, "how appropriate"*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-29-01, 07:38 PM (EST) 29. "RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clown?" GG Darling!!!! I Love David Cassidy!!!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-29-01, 07:54 PM (EST) 30. "RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clown?" I think I love you then what am I so afraid of? *loves David Cassidy too, but forgets the rest of the song* ----------------------- "So what are my chances of honest advances I'd say low Better to win by admitting my sin than to lose with a halo" -Evita   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-29-01, 09:19 PM (EST) 31. "RE: Who's Afraid of Shakes the Clown?" I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a Love there is no cure for   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-28-01, 04:19 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Now accepting appicaltions for Shakesvivor II" In your dreams clown boy. mistofleas   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-28-01, 05:19 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Now accepting appicaltions for Shakesvivor II" Shut up, Shakes. ****************************************   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-29-01, 01:29 PM (EST) 20. "Let the Tirade Continue..." ...Jerk Head... ****************************************   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-29-01, 01:29 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Let the Tirade Continue..." ...butt-wad... ****************************************   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-29-01, 01:31 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Let the Tirade Continue..." LAST EDITED ON 08-29-01 AT 01:32 PM (EST) ...I don't see any new Powerpuff Girls articles in my email, dorkface... Edit because I hadn't used "dorkface", and it was a good one! ****************************************   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-29-01, 01:35 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Let the Tirade Continue..." Stupid Clown... **************************************** (Who hopes Shakes knows she's only venting, but deep down inside still loves the Clown...or thinks so anyway...lemme ponder that for a while and get back to you....)   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-29-01, 01:57 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Let the Tirade Continue..." Hey!!! I'm supposed to say "Stupid Clown"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-29-01, 02:20 PM (EST) 25. "RE: Let the Tirade Continue..." You go, girls! I have plenty more terms that can be loaned. As for myself... let's see... the choices I have... be on SVII or get a nail in the head, hit by a truck, be exposed to the West Nile virus, get run over by a sea-faring kangaroo, eaten by lions, hmmm these are all good choices except the SVII one. "Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover."   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 08-29-01, 02:54 PM (EST) 26. "_______, clown." fuggin clown! "We've trivialized the Vampire. I think it happened about the time 'Count Chocula' found its way to cereal boxes." -F. Paul Wilson, author 'Midnight Mass' a vampire novella Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-29-01, 03:37 PM (EST) 27. "RE: _______, clown." So does this mean you girls won't be at the next W.L.S.F.C. meeting. I kinda need to know so I can plan the refreshments and stuff.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-30-01, 07:07 AM (EST) 32. "RE: _______, clown." Aaaah, Buglet, I spit on ze cookies and ze froot punch!!! (*paaah-TOOOEY!!!*) ****************************************   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

not sleeeve 32 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 08-28-01, 05:48 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Now accepting appicaltions for Shakesvivor II" Can I be on this one??? Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!!! (Exactly 500 words!!!) There is NOTHING up my sleeeve...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

RudyRules 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-28-01, 07:46 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Now accepting appicaltions for Shakesvivor II" LMAO!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Pendragon 136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 08-28-01, 05:50 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Now accepting appicaltions for Shakesvivor II" Anyway, the other day I had this dream. In it, I was standing at the edge of this cliff overlooking the ocean. Waves crashed on the rocks below, sending white foam almost as high as the cliff itself. It was white and foamy like the head of a good beer. Warm salt air blew into my face and blew my hair back from my forehead. The air had a slight sting, like the salt from the ocean had crysatlized and peppered my face. It wasn't un unpleasent sensation at all. It was comforting. At the edge of the horizon where the water met the sky, the sun was only a half circle. As it dropped into the endless ocean, I almost imagined that I heard it sizzle and spit. All in all, it was the most beautiful sight I had ever seen. Suddenly a voice spoke from behind me, "Pendragon..." I dropped my cigarette onto the rough shoal and crushed it under my shoe. I slowly turned and saw the grinning face of a clown. In the dream, the face was large and it grinned with an unholy certainty and a malicious intent. The clown's face was white, but I didn't think it was grease paint. This clown was born with its chaulk white skin. A humorless smile was painted around its mouth and it's green hair shifty stifly around it's balding pate. "What do you want, Shakes?" I said, trying to keep the chill I felt from shaking my entire body. I was still quite warm but the shudder was not from the cold. "I'm starting another Shakesvivor," the clown said, and its horrid grin spread wider. Suddenly the wind shifted from his direction and I smealt the unmistakable aroma of ass. "I want you in this one, Dragon." I turned and looked again at the beauty of the ocean sunset and breathed deeply of the sea air. And then I jumped off of the cliff. I fell perilously toward the jagged rocks below and as the white foam flew into my face and the inevitably of death enwrapped me, I had one last thought, at least it is better than another Shakes/Blowsvivor. I awoke with my Superman blow-up doll held so tight, it's little plastic eyes were bulging. Then I was filled with the relief that it was all just a dream, and I relaxed. I was about to fall back to sleep when it hit me. I sat straight up in bed and peered into the darkness. Somewhere outside, I heard a laugh that sent the hair on the backs of my arms dancing, and the smell of ass was suddenly unmistakable. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The Pen is mightier than the sword...or the clown   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 08-28-01, 08:12 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Now accepting appicaltions for Shakesvivor II" Pendragon..... I LOVE You, man!!!!!!! That was incredible! *stares in amazement*... (nudges Kissy and says, "lucky beeaattcch!") Go TAGI! *wink* "We've trivialized the Vampire. I think it happened about the time 'Count Chocula' found its way to cereal boxes." -F. Paul Wilson, author 'Midnight Mass' a vampire novella Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-28-01, 05:52 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Now accepting appicaltions for Shakesvivor II" Shakes I applaud you. You have managed to turn this so the attention falls on you. With all due respect, if anyone was right about this whole Shakesvivor/Blowsvivor debacle, it wasn't you. It was me. ----------------------- "So what are my chances of honest advances I'd say low Better to win by admitting my sin than to lose with a halo" -Evita   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 08-28-01, 06:30 PM (EST) 11. "LadyT's proof" http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/cgi-bin/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=414&forum=DCForumID6&archive=yes   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-28-01, 11:01 PM (EST) 17. "RE: LadyT's proof" Man, look at how fast I changed my tune on THAT thresd!!! (Vampy...check your email babe - it ain't good!) ****************************************   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-28-01, 11:04 PM (EST) 18. "RE: LadyT's proof" AyaK, the only reason I mentioned that was to get to the clown. ----------------------- "So what are my chances of honest advances I'd say low Better to win by admitting my sin than to lose with a halo" -Evita   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 08-29-01, 10:15 AM (EST) 19. "No need to apologize" I understand, LadyT. Nevertheless, I had never forgotten your post, and I wanted to go back and rethink my own actions through all of this.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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