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"Radio ad for the recap?"
AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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07-09-01, 08:49 PM (EST)
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"Radio ad for the recap?" |
Good heavens, it happened again. I've really got to be more careful about what I eat for lunch, because there seem to be some weird after-effects. Oh well, here's what I think I heard on my car radio on the way home tonight...On the next BlowsVivor... A final farewell to the people who have left the tribe... desert_rhino: If they vote me out, I'll blow what's left of their lame asses from here to Kingdom Come before it's all over. ItzLisa: It's a shame anybody has to be voted out. Why can't this be like a big camping trip? All we need is some chocolate to make s'mores... ...as the focus narrows to the person who will win BlowsVivor and the jury members who will select him or her. (muffled male voice): I'm a cinch to make the finals, because he'll never let me leave. (unidentified female voice): Shut up and deal. (muffled male voice): I saw that movie too. I'm not going to end up like Buddy-boy, that's for sure. Also, a special Part II of the recap, featuring a behind-the-scenes look at the production of BlowsVivor... shakes the clown: You think I should be nice to these whores? Get your head out of your ass. BadAs: I know everything about every one of you, and now it's time to make that knowledge PAY! Kismet: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful and young. There are many better reasons to hate me, and I'm going to make sure that you experience them all, you loser. AyaProbe: You think it would dawn on people that they have to pay retail for lawsuits, while lawyers do them at cost. Buh-wah-hah-hah! All on the next BlowsVivor -- the recap episode! Be seeing you!
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-09-01, 10:13 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Radio ad for the recap?" |
OK, here's my go at spoiling this hallucinated preview... with gratuitous comments.>desert_rhino: If they vote me out, >I'll blow what's left of >their lame asses from here >to Kingdom Come before it's >all over. After the Shakes incident, AyaP told us Rhino was sent to permanent time out! I'm hoping the move to the new set will finally get us out from under the fear... Let me be perfectly clear that OFG did not vote for him! >ItzLisa: It's a shame anybody has >to be voted out. >Why can't this be like >a big camping trip? >All we need is some >chocolate to make s'mores... I agree with Lisa, but unfortunately that's the very spirit that got her tossed. ...as the focus narrows to >the person who will win >BlowsVivor and the jury members >who will select him or >her. Someone's gonna win? You could hardly tell given the way they've been non-competing. >(muffled male voice): I'm a >cinch to make the finals, >because he'll never let me >leave.
I guess Ice Cat, the Prisoner of AyaP >(unidentified female voice): Shut up >and deal. GT (says shut up) to Sleeeve (Mr. 3 Card Monty). >(muffled male voice): I saw >that movie too. I'm >not going to end up >like Buddy-boy, that's for sure.
Buddy as in "Taxi Driver"? You talkin to me? Who's the crazy guy at the moment...Survivorist (sic)? Who's been shooting people...AyaProbe? >AyaProbe: You think it would dawn >on people that they have >to pay retail for lawsuits, >while lawyers do them at >cost. Buh-wah-hah-hah! > Really? But do you get a discount from the court reporters? Don't underestimate the cost of all those depositions... >Kismet: Don't hate me because I'm >beautiful and young. There >are many better reasons to >hate me, and I'm going >to make sure that you >experience them all, you loser. Sounds like a tawdry S&M fantasy to me but I expect the ratings will be huge... May I propose the unofficial title for 7.5: "Revenge of the Host"? (there's a Jesuit joke in that just begging to be told, I'm sure) Pass the wine and hold the host, I'm ready for communion, I mean showtime!
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-10-01, 01:26 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Radio ad for the recap?" |
ROFL at you girl!>>it's clear all that "Kumbaya Lis-Lis" garbage just cost me a cool million! *sigh!* I'm shocked! That was all an act? >>I'm reapplying for "Blowsvivor 2: The Discarded Set from 'The Merv Griffin Show' " and lettin' my b.itch flag fly!!! I love it! Just like this show to get a worse set the second season. Itz does Scerri--now that would get us ratings! Oh Lisa, your character never got developed to do you justice. Clearly you could have won this thing if you hadn't been done in by a shortsighted writer looking for ratings and a surprise bootee. That writer has now been fired and is doing penance for her stupidity, if that helps at all. S'mores, hon?
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ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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07-10-01, 02:22 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Radio ad for the recap?" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-10-01 AT 02:30 PM (EST)>I'm shocked! That was all an act? ***Weeeeell, no - not really. It's just that - well, ya know how Jerri kept claiming "I'm really nice, it's all edited to make me look mean"? So here's what I'll do - I'll let them film me only on my cranky days! For instance when I'm PMSing - Lights! Camera! Action! >>>I'm reapplying for "Blowsvivor 2: The Discarded Set from 'The Merv Griffin Show' " and lettin' my b.itch flag fly!!! >I love it! Just like this show to get a worse set the second season. *** Don't you love the name? I'm very proud of myself, and SINCERLY HOPE THAT AYA PROBE TAKES IT INTO CONSIDERATION - HINT HINT!!!!!!!!! > Itz does Scerri--now that would get us ratings! ***Yeah, except for the outtake recap special, where they'll secretly film me playing with Barbies! BAM! There goes my b.itch image right out the window, and then they'll lower the boom on me at Tribal Council! "Itz, I hate to vote you off AGAIN, but we thought you'd get us ratings as "The Girl America Loves to Hate"! But when the camera crew caught you baking everyone cookies and helping old ladies across the set, we knew our Neilsen ratings were going down the toilet after all." >Oh Lisa, your character never got developed to do you justice. Clearly you could have won this thing if you hadn't been done in by a shortsighted writer looking for ratings and a surprise bootee. That writer has now been fired and is doing penance for her stupidity, if that helps at all. *** Oh, right, suck up to me now with how sorry you are! Weeeeelll, no way, Missy!!! I'll NEVER forgive you, you betrayed our friendship, I trusted you, and you wrote me out, you....you....you...... >S'mores, hon? *** Ooooh!!! Goody, thanks!!!!! (Mmmmm....) Was I saying something to you, OFG? Can I have S'more S'mores???? ****************************************
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Kismet 802 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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07-10-01, 08:02 AM (EST)
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4. "This had better work!" |
First of all what have I told you about licking the contracts? Yes, yes I know all about your addiction to Mistofleas' potions. I don't care about the tabloid report of you two 'in the corner' together. What concerns me is that you are increasingly showing signs of senility. If you move on to glue I am not paying for rehab.I cannot believe this is the best promo you could come up with. You didn't even run with the sex montage like I told you to. Our viewers are a horny bunch who would pay money for superhero sex. Do I see 'never before seen' footage of that? No! Your preview consists of boring things like saying goodbye and strategy. Noone cares about the losers who are gone. Hell, they are barely maintaining interest in the losers that are still playing. The false emotional goodbyes intended to bring out melancholia never work, so I don't know why you are bothering with such below average tactics. Do I have to remind you how expensive these ads are? Right now we are getting our asses kicked by the Big Brother forum. Who's fault is that? For your sake I hope that the ratings come up. I would hate to bring the big guns to bear on you... Kismet P.S. You need to go to wardrobe before the next show. I hired Julie Chen's stylist to find a new look for you.
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AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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07-10-01, 03:13 PM (EST)
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14. "The "Harry Potter broom" question" |
Sorry to hijack this discussion, but I have a question for mistofleas that pertains to witchcraft. Who has broomstick-flying technique correct in the Reuters article below?********* British witches upset by Harry Potter broomstick style Monday July 9 1:38 PM ET LONDON (Reuters) - Hollywood studio Warner Bros. has had a spell cast on it for showing apprentice wizard Harry Potter riding his broomstick with the brush part at the back. A high priest of British White Witches said broomsticks should be ridden the other way around, and has wished for the film to do poorly at the box office until the studio admits it got it wrong. "Warner Bros. claims the film is an accurate portrayal of things that happen in witchcraft, yet woodcuts from the 16th and 17th centuries show broomsticks being ridden with the brush part in the front," said Kevin Carlyon, who has his own coven in Sussex, southern England. "It's a common mistake -- even the '60s TV series 'Bewitched' showed broomsticks being ridden backwards, but this is not correct," he said. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, adapted from the best-selling book by J.K. Rowling, is due for release in November, but the trailer shows Harry being taught to ride a broomstick. Carlyon knows first hand the proper way to ride a broomstick -- he said he had three, though all were grounded at the moment. "The CAA (Britain's Civil Aviation Authority) won't give me permission to fly," he said.
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-10-01, 04:31 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: This had better work!" |
Can't wait to read the recap, AK!!Vamps.. (who has PLENTY of that potion left.... heh heh heh!) --------------------------------- "Let's spend the night together, You'll wake up and live forever." -Jamiroquai --------------------------------- Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-12-01, 06:01 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: This had better work!" |
*hugs her little bloodsucker* --------------------------------- "Let's spend the night together, You'll wake up and live forever." -Jamiroquai --------------------------------- Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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Kismet 802 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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07-10-01, 05:38 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: This had better work!" |
>Kismet, if I were you I'd >be very afraid that AyaK's >gonna show you one script >for approval and then air >the "real" script and write >himself back into the position >of overlord. I have AyaP and this board well in hand. AyaP has you all snowed. The truth of the matter is that he just isn't as all knowing as you people give him credit for. Yes, I am saying that Aya is not smart enough to pull a fast one on me. At least not without help. The only thing that worried me was that Webby removed my Survivor Market room. However, I recently discovered that it was still there, just invisible.
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Kismet 802 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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07-12-01, 06:52 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: This had better work!" |
>>I have AyaP and this board well in hand. >Oh, Kis. . . this is >just the kind of thinking >that makes one susceptible to >rude awakenings. . . Please >don't tempt karma to step >in and deal you a >cruel blow!Kismet is wayy more powerful than Karma my dear. I am the Bear to her Tutter. >(and you just >know buggy is going to >keep trying until SOMETHING works!) > Buggy is merely angry that she hasn't had any cornertime in the interviews. Soon enough the situation with her will be resolved. > >It is my experience that life >goes much more smoothly when >we don't start believing our >own press; that way, anything >bad is never a surprise, >and anything good is a >pleasant one. > >Just pondering, that's all. I await my fate with glee my friend. I like all surprises even the nasty ones.... Kismet -Who wouldn't be a proper evil overlord* if over-confidence was not her downfall. * Or Overlordess? Overlady just sounds like a really fat opera singer
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AyaK 10083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-01-02, 12:44 PM (EST)
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26. "One of my favorite threads from the whole game!" |
Hey ... who were those muffled voices in that radio ad?
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