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"Pirate Master PTTE"
kircon 3323 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-21-07, 05:13 AM (EST)
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"Pirate Master PTTE" |
Ahoy buckos, Captin Longbraid here. I hear scuttlebutt about a new MB show. Something about being a Pirate Master. Arg! If you scallywag’s would like to play a game, I will hoist the flag on my sea rover, the Rapunzel. And what is on that flag? Well, Sink Me! It’s:
PTTEHere’s the Code of Conduct for you squiffy, Flibustiers: 1. Every Pirate shall obey the Captain’s command. *List your prediction on who gets cut adrift for the entire season. Start with the first Marked Pirate cast adrift (#16) and end with the Pirate Master (#1). 2. All Pirates shall perform their share of duties aboard the ship. *Maintain your list. Are your predictions correct? Well Sink Me! Are you getting Black Spots? Arggg! Feel free to change your list. Just swab the deck when yer done. 3. At the Captain’s discretion, treachery is punishable by addition of points. *You will be given +5 points every week if you change your Pirate PTTE list. You may change the list as many times as you want, up to the deadline. The last list at the time of deadline will be used. 4. Pirates shall protect their own bounty. DO NOT EDIT AFTER THE DEADLINE OR I WILL GO WITH THE LAST LIST from the previous week. You may change your first lists as many times as you want, up to 7:59 p.m EDT on Thurs. 05/31/07. You will not be penalized for any changes made before the first episode airs. 5. All bounty shall be split according to the Pirate Master code. *You do NOT want points... they're bad. Every point counts against you in the standings, so try to avoid them. *Points will be awarded to every pirate cast adrift in the game after each episode of Pirate Master. Points will be awarded as the difference between where you thought this week's cast-off would finish and where the they actually finished. For example: You thought that Azmyth was going to be Pirate Master; he was cut adrift at 16. (16 - 1 = 15) That means you would receive 15 points for the week. You think that Azmyth will go at 14; he was cut adrift at 8. (14 - 8 = 6) That means you would receive 6 points for the week. Or ....you thought Azmyth was going to be booted at 16, and he was. (16 - 16 = 0. You would receive 0 points for the week. 6. Pirates shall take on the responsibility of preparing a timely list. If you do not enter before the first episode, you will start with a score equivalent to 8 points per episode you missed. 7. Every Pirate shall have equal title to fresh water and strong liquors. Grab your pint of grog or ice tea and join us for the first season of Pirate Master. 8. Possession is nine tenths of the law. I be keeping all the lists in the Chest of Zanzibar until the final cast-off. There will be no hornswaggling Here be your list of Pirates: "We be brave, we be bold, but with king's men starboard stern, we be sure to not grow old". Alexis Shubin Azmyth Kaminski Ben Fagen Cheryl Kosewicz Christa DeAngelo Christian Okoye Jay Hatkow Joe Don "J.D." Morton John Lakness Jocelyn "Joy" McElveen Elicia "Jupiter" Mendoza Kendra Guffey Laurel Schmidt Louie Frase Nessa Nemir Sean Twomey Now is the time to be a pirate, Henry Steel can be proud of. Give no quarter while you post your list. I be off to the Rapunzel, to bring a spring upon her cable. Deadline is 1 minute before showtime, May 31, 2007 Are you the Pirate Master?
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-21-07, 02:28 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Pirate Master PTTE" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-21-07 AT 02:31 PM (EST)um, where are the spoilers? 16. Alexis 15. Nessa 14. Joy 13. Joe 13. Kendra 12. Christa 11. Ben 10. Laurel 9. Ben 8. John 7. Jupiter 6. Christian 5. Louis 4. Sean 3. Azmyth 2. Cheryl 1. Jay--winner Post to Emy's Emmy thread
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mcrone 92 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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05-22-07, 03:54 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Pirate Master PTTE" |
16 Kendra Guffey 15 Cheryl Kosewicz 14 John Lakeness 13 Christa DeAngelo 12 Sean Twomey 11 Nessa Nemir 10 Ben Fagan 9 JD Norton 8 Alexis Shubin 7 Joy McElveen 6 Christian Okoye 5 Jupiter Mendoza 4 Louis Frase 3 Laurel Schmidt 2 Azmyth Kaminski 1 Jay Hatkow
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kircon 3323 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-24-07, 10:55 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Pirate Master PTTE" |
That's Captain Longbraid Sir Dreamer! Tell your friends about our spoil-free site.
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tribephyl 11801 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-24-07, 08:05 PM (EST)
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7. "tribe's pre-show/original PTTE" |
I was going to forego playing this game. Seems me and PTTE have a long and sordid past together and I wasn't sure if I was up to the challenge of picking and staying with an order of plank walkin'. Well, that was until I ran across my newest spoiler/speculation.Okay. It's not really a spoiler, (more speculation...or cons-piracy) and I also realize that most of you will laugh at my new strategy. (Specially since I'm sharing it with everyone rather then hording it myself. Okay, really it'll be because it's a sure-fire path of PTTE disaster, a path you already know you shouldn't go down, but I can't make decisions on these pirate wannabes yet, so I'm looking for guidance of any kind.) I ran across a website, some of you may actually be familiar with... the Pirate Name Generator. Whilest entering and compiling the Pirate names for all of the pirate master's cast, I happened to notice something. (Probably nothing. But When I'm starting with nothing, as noted, I will cling onto anything.) First off....My "pirate" name is tribe phyl: Pirate Jaques the Disgruntled. Ooo...I'm a pirate. And I'm French and disgruntled. (Sounds about right.) But as far as the cast? Only two players came up as pirates. (Jupiter and JD) And only two more came up as Cap'ns. (Christa and Jay) The rest I divided into two categories. The 2/1 (or +) and the 1/2 (or X). Divided by the set up of their "pirate" name. Those with 2 describing words before a first name and those with a single describer before a full name. Here's how I divided them using their pirate generated names: ~~2/1~~ Alexis Shubin: Lazy Eye Jo + Ben Fagen: Plank Monkey William + Cheryl Kosewicz: Poop Deck Brandy + Christian Okoye: Poop Deck Finn + Kendra Guffey: Jelly Wrist Bianca + Nessa Nemir: Fish Breath Faye + ~~1/2~~ Azmyth Kaminski: "Quadruped" Hidalgo Sparrow X John Lakness: Androgynous Garrick Cutler X Jocelyn "Joy" McElveen: Blind Deb Hornigold X Laurel Schmidt: Stutterin' Uma Bonny X Louie Frase: Rotting Baird Grimm X Sean Twomey: Rancid Isaac Drake X ~~Pirates~~ Joe Don "J.D." Morton: Pirate Ross the Fruit * Elicia "Jupiter" Mendoza: Pirate Anne the Malformed * ~~Cap'ns~~ Christa DeAngelo: Cap'n Evelyn Leadblade * Jay Hatkow: Cap'n Jim Beerbong * Two cap'ns? Final 2? I bet the pirates are the instigators of the most drama and might even be among the final 4. Or at least strong players to go against the cap'ns. The Xs (or 1/2s) seem to be our dramatic crowd. Louie, Sean, Azmyth, John all look to be our "for purposes of drama" pirates. And finally, the +s (or 2/1s) I getting the least amount of vibes from these cast members. My bet is they will serve as the early bootees plank walkers. Of course, this could all be in my head too. But just to add a couple more pirate generated names for reference?... Cameron Daddo: Cap'n Argus Leadhead Mark Burnett: Pirate Iggy the Badly Burnt Things that make you go hmmm... By the way, these names will be used as the basis for the new Be The Pirate Master dialouge game. Sign-ups Going on here.
Oh and as to my PTTE? (of which I almost forgot to do) 16. Christian Okoye (First Plank Walker) 15. Alexis Shubin 14. Cheryl Kosewicz 13. Ben Fagen 12. Nessa Nemir 11. Kendra Guffey 10. Louie Frase 09. Azmyth Kaminski 08. John Lakness 07. Jocelyn "Joy" McElveen 06. Laurel Schmidt 05. Sean Twomey 04. Elicia "Jupiter" Mendoza 03. Joe Don "J.D." Morton 02. Christa DeAngelo 01. Jay Hatkow (Winner / Pirate Master)
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CTgirl 7589 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-29-07, 12:54 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: tribe's pre-show/original PTTE" |
Have trouble walkin' the decks?!
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kircon 3323 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-31-07, 11:17 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Pirate Master PTTE" |
Do I understand correct? Laurel is first out and John is the Pirate Master? I love the look of your list.
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Georgianna 514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-31-07, 02:16 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Pirate Master PTTE" |
Hi!Yes, you have it right. And thank you for asking. John is, according to our new host, a very intelligent "loose cannon". Like Richard Hatch. He is also an exhibitionist. Like Richard Hatch. And, like Richard Hatch, he is an Aries in a contestant field that should favor natives of that Sign. But, unlike Richard Hatch (or the more recent, and sedate, Earl), given my luck he was probably the first to go. Sad thing is, unless he reads this Board, he'll never know why ... I'm glad you like the "look". I got a bit carried away. And I promise all the Virgo among us that I'll correct the spelling of Azmyth's name the first time I have to rearrange all those darned bones. A few hours from now.
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kircon 3323 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-31-07, 12:10 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Pirate Master PTTE" |
Here be my list:16. Christa 15. "J.D." 14. John 13. Alexis 12. "Joy" 11. Laurel 10. Christian 9. "Jupiter" 8. Cheryl 7. Ben Fagen 6. Nessa 5. Louie 4. Kendra 3. Sean 2. Azmyth 1. Jay The Pirate Master Thanks tribe for the wonderful name generating site. My online name is: Pirate Jean the Off-White? My RL Pirate name is: Cap'n Carmen Cannonballs I will use this one. Thank you.
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Wallflower66 2443 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model"
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05-31-07, 07:12 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Pirate Master PTTE" |
Aye, damn! Me thought I did this already!Me list (Spoiler free! Argh!!): 16. Kendra 15. Laurel 14. Alexis 13. Sean 12. Joy 11. Alexis 10. Louie 9. Christian 8. Jupiter 7. Cheryl 6. Ben 5. Azmyth 4. J.D. 3. John 2. Nessa 1. Jay Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum? An Arrghman original
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Agman2 1333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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05-07-15, 10:41 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Pirate Master PTTE" |
They're all going to walk the plank, just like the show.
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