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"Be The...PirateMaster..."
tribephyl 9688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-07, 05:57 PM (EST)
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"Be The...PirateMaster..." |
...a dialouge game.I figured that with the talking like a pirate (always a good time) and the interesting diversity of characters/pirate wannabes for MB's new show, we might consider having a "BeThe..." game for the inaugural season of PirateMaster. Anyone interested? The premise is easy...pick a cast-member, be it an actual player or some other animate/inanimate object the players might come it contact with and then post as if you are that person/object. Be snarky, be Un-PC, be funny, just be. I'll be taking sign-ups in this thread (for serious and commited folks only). RULES: Aye, there are rules... 1. Casting: Sign up for a PirateWannabe to speak for/represent. One spot per PirateWannabe. You may not be someone already taken or reserved. I will go by first come basis. I'll try to be fair and work it out if there is a problem. Sign-up sheet will be posted below.
2. Please post at least once a week/episode. After being set-adrift - optional, you may still add comments. If you're gonna be out for an extended period of time, or just end up going missing, I will reassign the character. 3. Sign the bottom of EVERY post you write with your PirateWannabe's siggie. I will provide you with a siggie, once "casting" has been established. 4. Speak as your PirateWannabe would speak, and speak for them. Share your PirateWannabe's inner thoughts about what happened in the episode, and what they think of the other PirateWannabes. Praise, tease or Bash away. Be Funny. 5. Have fun, this is not for SERIOUS bashing. As always, don't bash other players personally. 6. Anyone not signed up as a character/survivor, is still invited to make comments about the survivors or about posts, just please do not speak as a character - just be yourself, a cameraperson, or some other object, etc. 7. This is NOT the place for spoilers. DO NOT POST SPOILERS in here!!! 8. This game is an Angelfood original. Most of the rules, I swiped from her, and the concept is solely hers. Without such a goddess to work off of, I wouldn't be sharing this game at all. Make sure to give a posthumous shout-out to Angelfood. Hope to see you aboard!
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tribephyl 9688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-07, 06:06 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-29-07 AT 05:18 AM (EST)Allrighty then.... Avast ye blahbiddyblah, ya' scurvy curs! Now's the time to reserve your character before the show. I will be making siggies for each of the pirate wannabes and for most of the other non-player "characters" but now's the time to put your claim on one of them. Please, please limit your reservations for 1 pirate wannabe. If it so happens that this game and most of it's participants go un-spoken for, then we can double up on characters. But for now, just pick one. This doesn't mean you can't be anything else as a character. Feel free to claim "The Ship" as your character. Or "The Republic of Dominica" or "The Masthead" or "The Ghost of Henry Steel", etc. Be the bilge rats for freak sake. The more characters the richer the experience. To start with, I'll be "Cameron Daddo: The Host" The rest are open for claim-ation.
Here is a list of characters to pick from: Alexis ~ Azmyth ~ Spanky Ben ~ sporkman Cheryl ~ emydi Christa ~ KObrien_fan Christian ~ cahaya Jay ~ JD ~ John ~ nailbone Joy ~ qwertypie Jupiter ~ Kendra ~ rasslinmomma (In need of proxy player from 6/9 to 6/24) Laurel ~ The Cake Louie ~ The Dreamer Nessa ~ jbug Sean ~ agman Mark Burnett ~ Estee (semi-dependent upon Rollie's arrival(?) Cameron Daddo ~ tribe OTHER: Pirate's Booty - ARnutz The Ship aka "Barque PC" - Byoffer
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-24-07, 11:42 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
I wanna be John. Now THERE's a guy who takes himself WAY too seriously. New sig courtesy of agman!
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-07, 06:59 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
Aye Captain, this scurrvy dog would like ta be Sean that ole barnacle brain. Avast ye mateys, capt arrgghman be here
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dreamerbeliever 3377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-24-07, 02:40 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-24-07 AT 11:20 PM (EST)Cap, think the biggest Rupert fan around these parts could play his long lost half brother Louie. I've got the catch phrases down. my island, my adventure who the heck voted for me I'll snap your neck like a darn chicken we got a hunk of lamb and arrggg
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-07, 10:35 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-25-07 AT 10:35 PM (EST)*snort*
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Georgianna 514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-28-07, 12:03 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-28-07 AT 03:14 PM (EST)A Casting Wish: From my first read of Tribe’s intriguing game premise, I had thought to be The Ship. But, principally because I have never set foot on the smallest of sailboats (much less upon the decks of a grand Tall Ship), after several hours of wandering about her fascinating website, I’ve reluctantly concluded that I’m simply not qualified to ‘speak’ for the S/V Barque Picton Castle. I truly hope, though, that one of you will assume her Pirate Master role. What a splendid, entertaining and (potentially) sidesplittin’ funny yarn she has to spin! In fact, in the entry in his Log regarding her incarnation as a ghostly pirate ship, Captain Daniel Moreland proffers that she may well be the star of the show. And it should come as no surprise that I agree! So, to that end, I’ll do my best to entice the enlistment of a saltier dog than I to play her part with these additional links to tidbits of the tale: In this post to the Crew’s Journal, there is confirmation that all of us who speculated that the cast of Pirate Master must have received some sail training were right! But, for a wonderfully detailed description of the relationship between her professional crew, her cadre of trainees and the cast of Pirate Master and its production personas, you will have to read the whole thing … Sailing from her homeport in Nova Scotia and bound for the Caribbean (first to Grenada and then on to her February date in Dominica), on December 8, 2006 the Picton Castle lost a mate and a friend to a stormy sea. There is a very moving tribute to Laura on the site. I was particularly struck by the entry that provided a candid perspective of the friction engendered by the ship’s loss of one of her own vis a vis the press’ loss of ‘Bob Gainey’s daughter’. Here, for all of us lubbers who will soon have to find our ways around her, are interactive ‘maps’ of her sails and decks. I’ve decided to forego any attempt to learn her ropes. There are well over a hundred o' th’ snakin’, slitherin’ devils! Finally: For all of our scurvy East Coast spoiling community, here is the ship’s East Coast Summer 2007 itinerary. She was in Charleston harbor (and open to the public) May 18 to 20 and she’ll be at anchor in Norfolk and receiving visitors June 7 to 12, in Newport June 27 to July 1, in Halifax July 13 to 16, in Port Hawkesbury July 18 to 19 and in Sydney July 21 to 23. And the scuttlebutt is that many of the crewmembers who sailed aboard her in the Caribbean (and during the filming of Pirate Master) are still aboard. Fair winds, following seas and good grillin’, me hardies! Sad to say, e'en wi' all me sails aloft, this be me top speed!
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Georgianna 514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-31-07, 05:33 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-31-07 AT 05:41 PM (EST)Ahoy! back at ye, mate ... And I'll be wagerin' tha' nay Barque e'er sang a lustier baritone. I'll be thankin' ye for 'er ballad a'fore I hear th' first sweet note! Or (as the case m'be) for 'er chanty comedy a'fore its first ribald lyric rolls the waves. Speakin' of tha' ... One o' me calculations for no singin' her grand song meself was th' poverty of me seafarin' language. Ol' Cap'n Denver di' no speak of West Virginians as 'strangers to blue water' wi'out bountiful good reason. Ye nay catch a nob's ransom of wind in yer sails down in a hollow. And, as it would seem that I ha'e need to be more prudent when discussin' some one or a'other portion of ship's anatomy, I be grateful to ye for me education a'ready begun. 'Deck' bein' the example, I nay think I'll e'er make casual mention of a 'fo'castle' hereafter. So, sail on silver ship! I be sailin' right ... astern. Well, I did say I was in need of "a saltier dog" ...
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tribephyl 9688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 04:37 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
LAST EDITED ON 06-04-07 AT 10:46 PM (EST)Well....It's about time I go ahead and reveal the look of the siggies for the inaugural season of Be The...Pirate Master. Congrats to all of you who've made it thus far. All characters have been spoken for. But feel free to request a siggie for a non-player object. Like the figurehead, or a seagull, or a skeleton. Up to you. Cast: Alexis ~ dragonflies ...
Azmyth ~ Spanky ...
Ben ~ sporkman ...
Cheryl ~ emydi ...
Christa ~ KObrien_fan ...
Christian ~ cahaya ...
Jay ~ Braveheart ...
JD ~ vince3 ...
John ~ nailbone ...
Joy ~ qwertypie ...
Jupiter ~ Glow ...
In need of proxy player from 6/7 to 6/17ish) Kendra ~ rasslinmomma ...
Still in need of proxy player from 6/9 to 6/24) Laurel ~ The Cake ...
Louie ~ The Dreamer ...
Nessa ~ jbug ...
Sean ~ agman ...
Production: Mark Burnett ~ Estee ...
no longer dependent upon Rollie's arrival(?)
Cameron Daddo ~ tribe ...
OTHER: Pirate's Booty - ARnutz ...
The Ship aka "Barque PC" - Byoffer ...
Now...I still have a template made for all of the cast siggies made. If you would like to replace your pirate name with a quote feel free to ask me and I'll make some changes. I'm also completey open to making new "Other" siggies for anyone who needs one. Say the figurehead or a parrot etc. Remember, more voices more fun. (Hear that Georgianna?) Please limit your requests to this thread or better yet PM me.
I'll be starting the first weeks "game" in a new thread. Probably titled something like BeThe...PirateMaster 1.1. Look for it later on tonight. (After the west coast has had a chance to view the show.) Looking forward to all of the snarky sharky scurvy swashbucklin' shenanigans.
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sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-31-07, 09:20 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
Arrrrg Tribe, ya scurvy bilge rat. Arrrrg!*
*Thanks Tribe, Great job on the sigs!.
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KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 09:36 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-31-07 AT 09:37 AM (EST)Thanks Cap'n Tribe, I be obliged to ye matey. Before this game begins might I remind every last one of ye, don't be judging a book by 'er cover lest ye feel my leadblade in yer back and I'll leave ye for dead! PS- The siggies are way cool!
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 12:24 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
I'd be thanking you greatly, Gorgeous! I've been planked by Tribe!
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sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-31-07, 02:36 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
Arrrg! I'm only talking like this because I was told it would get me lots of booty. Arrrg!
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Georgianna 514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-31-07, 06:26 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Be The...PirateMaster..." |
Remember, more voices more fun. (Hear that Georgianna?)Funny how sound carries at sea! Another reason I didn't 'be' the Picton Castle was that I didn't think that I'd have the time to do her personality (ships are not things) justice. But, if she hasn't found a 'voice' by Monday (and if she survives tonight), I'll see if I can acquit myself well as Alexis (the other-than-Cheryl Shrew of the Show). There are those (I've been married a very long time) who would say that I've certainly had enough practice for the part. Though I'd really like to portray Jay (I've always wanted to 'be' a Libra), even at my 'comfortable' age, my timbre just isn't that deep ... And even if I don't 'be' anyone but me, I'll sure be around. This is ... fantastic! Congratulations!
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 11:09 PM (EST)
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48. "Swoon* My first Tribe siggy!" |
Thanks Tribe. Now if I can just get in character!
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