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"Sirkis Barker's LollaBALLooza!"
tribephyl 9688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-17-10, 04:54 PM (EST)
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"Sirkis Barker's LollaBALLooza!" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-17-10 AT 05:00 PM (EST)OKay, so the Villains have decided to amp it DOWN a little. That's great. A lot less Villains usually means more phun so, let's get right to it, shall we?
This is a LoserLodge Bonus. If you do not belong to LL already, I'm afraid there will be nothing for you in this thread. What IS in this thread is 3 rings of ball-out phun. As you've come to recognize, the last few weeks have been all about the balls. And while some points were gleaned from both Shakes and Sophie, you all still have stockpiled balls waiting for something to happen. Well, enter Sirkis Barker...
Well hello, losers! Step right up take a look at the spectacle that is... Sirkis Barker's 3 rings of phun!First things first, if you choose not to participate in this Villain Bonus, you will receive 5 points per ball in your possession. Additionally, if you have any balls left over after this Villain Bonus they will be worth 5 points each. Also, to those that have collected the trading card with my ruggedly-handsome mug on it will receive an additional "special" ball. The Phire-ball!
This ball is worth double what all other balls are worth. Play, place or plinko it carefully. Now, to the rings! The first ring is called...The Great Ballway. In the Great Ballway there will be 4 different questions that you may be able to answer. You will first have to "wager" one or more of your balls on the question of your choice, then give the answer you think will be correct. If you are indeed correct you'll win 10 points per ball/correct answer. If you are incorrect, you will receive nothing. Be mindful that only certain balls can be used to answer certain questions.
The second ring is called ...The Ballinko Board. While this ring will accept any ball, it does have a maximum of three balls. That's three chances to plinko your balls and try to win a possible bonus total of 300 points. The third ring is called... The MOMBA, the museum of modern ball art. While this will allow for any ball to be put on display, only a select few will be purchased (and turned into points). Finally, the deadline for all Ball games will be Thursday April 22nd at 11:59pm BOARDTIME. (3 hours after the show) Seek the Rings in one of the three special messages below. The Great Ballway ~ The Ballinko Board ~ The MOMBA And for your reference; The Ball Board...
The Balls | B E A C H | B L U E | C R E A M | D E B U T A N T E | H A I R | N U T | P O L I C E M A N S | V O L L E Y | B A S K E T | B R A S S | B U T T E R | C H E E S E | C O R N | C O W | D I S C O | P A I N T | P H I R E | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Caterwaul | 0 | 0 | | | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | 0 | PhantomBlindside | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | | 0 | | | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | Pegasus | 0 | | | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | 0 | | | 0 | 0 | CanDangler | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | Frigga | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | LaFemmeDakota | | 0 | | | 0 | | | 0 | | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | | | 0 | TrixiWhipLash | 0 | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | | | | 0 | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | Sagittarius | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | SkelARectile | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | Hemiptera | 0 | | 0 | | 0 | | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | 0 | | RoyalGrouper | | | | 0 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | | KingNeptune | | | | 0 | | 0 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | CatConjuress | 0 | 0 | | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | | MoleMeister | 0 | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | GreenMeanMachine | | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Procrastinatrix | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | ThunderThore | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Batgirl | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | | | 0 | Icarus | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Sarcastia | | | | | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | Ganesha | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | CrimsonAvenger | | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | ArmedTrigger | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | VVVixen | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | | | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | | DynamoDusk | 0 | | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Belle Book 3556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-17-10, 09:09 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: The Great Ballway:" |
I'll use my Cheese and my Cow balls on the first one:2. When I go out to eat, I like to order (__________). The MOST popular answer among losers was Pizza I have to use my Debutante ball for the second one: The LEAST popular answer among losers was... Aliens I'm using my Hair one on the third question: The MOST popular answer among losers was... Red And one of my Blue ones goes on the final question: 5. Regardless of the rumors, it's my feeling that (__________) is good for your health. The LEAST popular answer among losers was... Prostitution
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-18-10, 04:08 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: The Great Ballway:" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-18-10 AT 04:13 PM (EST)The Eatery: I'll bet my cream ball that the answer is Pizza The parade: I'll bet my Policeman ball that is Aliens The Souvenirs: I'll bet my Beach and Hair balls that the answer is Blue The Spectacle: I'll bet my Blue ball that the answer is Prostitution
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DearAbby 2959 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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04-19-10, 03:27 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: The Great Ballway:" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-10 AT 10:53 PM (EST)I lvoe going to the sirkis so I can see the big elephant balls! Of course, the seal balls are nice too! I heard the freak show has two people sharing one ball. And the sirkis isn't complete without a clown. Okay, I've seen enough balls. It's time to juggle some of my own: The Eatery ~ Cheese Ball ~ Pizza The Parade ~ Policeman's Ball ~ Ghosts The Souvenirs ~ Hair Ball ~ Red The Spectacle ~ Disco Ball ~ Prostitution Shape up, Losers!
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byoffer 15808 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-10, 09:16 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: The Great Ballway:" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-10 AT 09:40 PM (EST)The Eatery. I will bet 1 Butter, 1 Cheese and 1 Corn When I go out to eat, I like to order (__________). The MOST popular answer among losers was... Pizza The Parade: 1 Debutante The LEAST popular answer among losers was... Ghosts The Spectacle. I will bet 1 paint Regardless of the rumors, it's my feeling that (__________) is good for your health. The LEAST popular answer among losers was... Money
Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.
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CTgirl 7073 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-22-10, 01:25 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: The Great Ballway:" |
I'll use my volleyball to say the answer is blue and I'll use my paint ball to say the answer is prostitution
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Kermit the Vixen 1639 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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04-22-10, 01:48 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: The Great Ballway:" |
The Eatery: I'll bet my butterball that the most popular answer was: pizza.Parade: I'll bet my policeman's ball that the least popular answer was: ghosts. The Souveniers: I'll bet my volleyball that the most popular answer was: red. The Spectacle: I'll bet my phireball that the least popular answer was: Money
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-22-10, 05:42 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: The Great Ballway:" |
EATERY When I go out to eat, I like to order (__PIZZA___). I guess I can only put my left nut on this. SOUVENIERS BEACH BASKET VOLLEY ON BLUE SPECTACLE BLUE, DISCO PAINT FOR NUDITY!
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tribephyl 9688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-17-10, 04:58 PM (EST)
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2. "The Ballinko Board:" |
Choose UP TO 3 balls, from your collection, to play. Toss your ball in one of the slots, at the top, numbered 1 - 9. It will ballinko down the board and fall into one of the point slots at the bottom. You will win the amount total after your toss or tosses. Payout: Up to 300 points. | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-18-10, 04:11 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: The Ballinko Board:" |
I'll use my cream and paint ball and let them go in #4 and 6 respectively.
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HauntedOne 244 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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04-19-10, 08:14 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: The Ballinko Board:" |
Debutante Ball in slot 7Brass Ball in slot 2 Disco Ball in slot 9
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Georjanna 1170 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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04-21-10, 07:40 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: The Ballinko Board:" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-21-10 AT 07:42 AM (EST)When you're more than a few balls short of a full rack ... I suppose that you do tend to over-compensate ... Just wait 'til you see what I've done with my bright, shiny brass one! And speaking of compensation ... The bonbon is for you, Vixen. Chocolate is a great remedy for those persistent little coughs that we all seem to develop from time to time. I use it often. Of course, Bailey's works too.
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CTgirl 7073 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-22-10, 01:27 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: The Ballinko Board:" |
I'll put a beach ball down #2 I'll put a paint ball down #4 I'll put a volley ball down #7
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MJewel 1951 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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04-22-10, 05:12 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: The Ballinko Board:" |
Debutante ball down #6 Disco ball down #7 Hair ball down # 9
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tribephyl 9688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-17-10, 04:59 PM (EST)
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3. "The MOMBA:" |
Pick a ball from your collection and place it on one of the art pedestals below. Wood, Metal or Stone? Your choice. A secret buyer will be perusing the collection and purchasing his favorites. He's pretty discerning, but very wealthy. Any ball is valid. Maximum of one ball on one pedestal. Payout: Up to 250 points.
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-18-10, 04:14 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: The MOMBA:" |
I'll put my volley ball on the Stone pedestal and hope that a rolling ball on a stone gathers 250 points
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