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"Sirkis Barker's LollaBALLooza!"

Posted by tribephyl on 04-17-10 at 04:54 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-17-10 AT 05:00 PM (EST)

OKay, so the Villains have decided to amp it DOWN a little. That's great. A lot less Villains usually means more phun so, let's get right to it, shall we?

This is a LoserLodge Bonus. If you do not belong to LL already, I'm afraid there will be nothing for you in this thread.
What IS in this thread is 3 rings of ball-out phun.

As you've come to recognize, the last few weeks have been all about the balls. And while some points were gleaned from both Shakes and Sophie, you all still have stockpiled balls waiting for something to happen.
Well, enter Sirkis Barker...

Well hello, losers! Step right up take a look at the spectacle that is...
Sirkis Barker's 3 rings of phun!

First things first, if you choose not to participate in this Villain Bonus, you will receive 5 points per ball in your possession. Additionally, if you have any balls left over after this Villain Bonus they will be worth 5 points each.
Also, to those that have collected the trading card with my ruggedly-handsome mug on it will receive an additional "special" ball. The Phire-ball!

This ball is worth double what all other balls are worth. Play, place or plinko it carefully.


Now, to the rings!
The first ring is called...The Great Ballway.
In the Great Ballway there will be 4 different questions that you may be able to answer. You will first have to "wager" one or more of your balls on the question of your choice, then give the answer you think will be correct. If you are indeed correct you'll win 10 points per ball/correct answer. If you are incorrect, you will receive nothing. Be mindful that only certain balls can be used to answer certain questions.

The second ring is called ...The Ballinko Board.
While this ring will accept any ball, it does have a maximum of three balls. That's three chances to plinko your balls and try to win a possible bonus total of 300 points.

The third ring is called... The MOMBA, the museum of modern ball art. While this will allow for any ball to be put on display, only a select few will be purchased (and turned into points).


Finally, the deadline for all Ball games will be Thursday April 22nd at 11:59pm BOARDTIME. (3 hours after the show)
Seek the Rings in one of the three special messages below.
The Great Ballway ~ The Ballinko Board ~ The MOMBA
And for your reference; The Ball Board...

The Balls
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PhantomBlindside
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CanDangler
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LaFemmeDakota
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TrixiWhipLash
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Sagittarius
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RoyalGrouper
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GreenMeanMachine
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Procrastinatrix
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Batgirl
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Messages in this discussion
"The Great Ballway:"
Posted by tribephyl on 04-17-10 at 04:56 PM
Set up with a series of stands; The Eatery, The Spectacle, The Parade and The Souveniers.
Each stand only accepts certain types of balls. But you may use up to three per stand. Yes. You may wager multiple balls on the same answer.



The Eatery: ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Accepting only: Butter ~ Cheese ~ Corn ~ Cow ~ Cream ~ Nut

According to the LLPSQ&As...
Fill in the (BLANK)
2. When I go out to eat, I like to order (__________).
The MOST popular answer among losers was...
Pizza ~ Pancakes ~ Yogurt

Get it correct, win 10 points per ball.
Get it wrong win nothing.



The Parade: ~
Accepting only: Debutante ~ Policemans

According to the LLPSQ&As...
This or That
The LEAST popular answer among losers was...
Aliens or Ghosts?

Get it correct, win 10 points per ball.
Get it wrong win nothing.



The Souveniers: ~ ~ ~
Accepting only: Basket ~ Beach ~ Hair ~ Volley

According to the LLPSQ&As...

The MOST popular answer among losers was...
Red or Blue?

Get it correct, win 10 points per ball.
Get it wrong win nothing.



The Spectacle: ~ ~ ~ ~
Accepting only: Blue ~ Brass ~ Disco ~ Paint ~ Phire

According to the LLPSQ&As...
Fill in the (BLANK)
5. Regardless of the rumors, it's my feeling that (__________) is good for your health.
The LEAST popular answer among losers was...
Money ~ Nudity ~ Prostitution

Get it correct, win 10 points per ball. (20 for the Phireball)
Get it wrong win nothing.



"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by Belle Book on 04-17-10 at 09:09 PM
I'll use my Cheese and my Cow balls on the first one:

2. When I go out to eat, I like to order (__________).
The MOST popular answer among losers was Pizza

I have to use my Debutante ball for the second one:

The LEAST popular answer among losers was...
Aliens

I'm using my Hair one on the third question:

The MOST popular answer among losers was...
Red

And one of my Blue ones goes on the final question:

5. Regardless of the rumors, it's my feeling that (__________) is good for your health.
The LEAST popular answer among losers was...
Prostitution



"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by 5cats on 04-18-10 at 02:10 PM

I'll use my Nut Ball cause nuts are great on pizza, aren't they?
According to the LLPSQ&As...
Fill in the (BLANK)
2. When I go out to eat, I like to order (Pizza).
The MOST popular answer among losers was...
Pizza ~ Pancakes ~ Yogurt
Get it correct, win 10 points per ball.
Get it wrong win nothing.

I'll use my Debutante Ball According to the LLPSQ&As...
This or That
The LEAST popular answer among losers was...
Aliens or Ghosts? Aliens
Get it correct, win 10 points per ball.
Get it wrong win nothing.

I'll use my Hair Ball
The MOST popular answer among losers was...
Red or Blue? Blue


I'll use my Paint Ball
According to the LLPSQ&As...
Fill in the (BLANK)
5. Regardless of the rumors, it's my feeling that (Money) is good for your health.
The LEAST popular answer among losers was...
Money ~ Nudity ~ Prostitution



"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by michel on 04-18-10 at 04:08 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-18-10 AT 04:13 PM (EST)

The Eatery:
I'll bet my cream ball that the answer is Pizza

The parade:
I'll bet my Policeman ball that is Aliens

The Souvenirs:

I'll bet my Beach and Hair balls that the answer is Blue

The Spectacle:
I'll bet my Blue ball that the answer is Prostitution


"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by Dakota on 04-18-10 at 04:11 PM
I'll wager a corn ball at The Eatery:

2. When I go out to eat, I like to order (__________).
The MOST popular answer among losers was...


Pizza


"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by DearAbby on 04-19-10 at 03:27 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-10 AT 10:53 PM (EST)

I lvoe going to the sirkis so I can see the big elephant balls!

Of course, the seal balls are nice too!

I heard the freak show has two people sharing one ball.

And the sirkis isn't complete without a clown.

Okay, I've seen enough balls. It's time to juggle some of my own:

The Eatery ~ Cheese Ball ~ Pizza
The Parade ~ Policeman's Ball ~ Ghosts
The Souvenirs ~ Hair Ball ~ Red
The Spectacle ~ Disco Ball ~ Prostitution


Shape up, Losers!


"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by DearAbby on 04-22-10 at 04:42 PM
I dropped my Volleyball and Basketball while juggling, and a clown tossed them into the middle of the dog act. Luckily I caught that big golden retriever who rolled them out of the Bigtop. I'll place my bet on red for both of them.


Shape up, Losers!


"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by suzzee on 04-20-10 at 10:21 AM
The Eatery:
Answer: Pizza
Ball Bets: 2 cream and 1 butter
(mmmmm)

The Souveniers:
Answer: Red
Ball Bets: 1 Beach

The Spectacle:
Answer: Prostitution
Ball Bets: 1 Blue and 1 Disco


Have pole, will dance


"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by byoffer on 04-20-10 at 09:16 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-10 AT 09:40 PM (EST)

The Eatery. I will bet 1 Butter, 1 Cheese and 1 Corn
When I go out to eat, I like to order (__________).
The MOST popular answer among losers was...
Pizza

The Parade: 1 Debutante
The LEAST popular answer among losers was...
Ghosts


The Spectacle. I will bet 1 paint
Regardless of the rumors, it's my feeling that (__________) is good for your health.
The LEAST popular answer among losers was...
Money


Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.


"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by CTgirl on 04-22-10 at 01:25 PM
I'll use my volleyball to say the answer is blue
and
I'll use my paint ball to say the answer is prostitution

"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 04-22-10 at 01:48 PM
The Eatery:
I'll bet my butterball that the most popular answer was: pizza.

Parade:
I'll bet my policeman's ball that the least popular answer was: ghosts.

The Souveniers:
I'll bet my volleyball that the most popular answer was: red.

The Spectacle:
I'll bet my phireball that the least popular answer was: Money


"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by MJewel on 04-22-10 at 05:04 PM
The Eatery: ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Wagering: Cow ~ Cream

2. When I go out to eat, I like to order Pizza

The Parade: ~
Wagering 1 Debutante

The LEAST popular answer among losers was...
Ghosts


The Souveniers: ~ ~ ~
Wagering 1 Hair

The MOST popular answer among losers was...
Red

The Spectacle: ~ ~ ~ ~
Wagering Phire

5. Regardless of the rumors, it's my feeling that Money is good for your health.


"RE: The Great Ballway:"
Posted by qwertypie on 04-22-10 at 05:42 PM


EATERY
When I go out to eat, I like to order (__PIZZA___).
I guess I can only put my left nut on this.
SOUVENIERS
BEACH BASKET VOLLEY ON BLUE
SPECTACLE
BLUE, DISCO PAINT FOR NUDITY!

"The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by tribephyl on 04-17-10 at 04:58 PM
Choose UP TO 3 balls, from your collection, to play. Toss your ball in one of the slots, at the top, numbered 1 - 9.
It will ballinko down the board and fall into one of the point slots at the bottom.
You will win the amount total after your toss or tosses.
Payout: Up to 300 points.
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by vince3 on 04-17-10 at 05:10 PM
Since I only have 3 balls: Policeman's, Butter, and Cheeese...... I'll use them all up here.

I'll send the Policeman's down the 5 slot, the Butter down the 4 slot, and the Cheese down the 7 spot......


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by Belle Book on 04-17-10 at 09:11 PM
I'll send my Brass ball down the 3 spot, my Disco one down the 5 spot, and my Cream one down the 7 spot.



"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by 5cats on 04-18-10 at 02:17 PM
Choose UP TO 3 balls, from your collection, to play. Toss your ball in one of the slots, at the top, numbered 1 - 9.
It will ballinko down the board and fall into one of the point slots at the bottom.
You will win the amount total after your toss or tosses.
Payout: Up to 300 points

My Cream Ball will go down slot #7.



"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by michel on 04-18-10 at 04:11 PM
I'll use my cream and paint ball and let them go in #4 and 6 respectively.

"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by Dakota on 04-18-10 at 04:13 PM
I'll wager a nut ball and a basketball in slots 4 and 8.



"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by HauntedOne on 04-19-10 at 08:14 AM
Debutante Ball in slot 7

Brass Ball in slot 2

Disco Ball in slot 9


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by DearAbby on 04-19-10 at 03:28 PM
I'll toss my Blue Ball into Slot 4, my Phire Ball into Slot 5, and my Brass Ball into Slot 6.


Shape up, Losers!


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 04-19-10 at 04:07 PM
Like vince, I don't have a lot of balls. ;) I usually don't fare well at questions, so I will use all my balls here.
I will put my blue ball down slot 3, debutant ball in slot 6, and volley ball in slot 7. *Ballinko, Ballinko, Ballinko*



"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by Georjanna on 04-19-10 at 11:25 PM

Sagittarius



"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 04-20-10 at 08:24 AM
*cough* overachiever *cough*




"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by suzzee on 04-20-10 at 09:15 AM
There's always one in the classroom. sheesh
(nice job btw,grrr)


Have pole, will dance


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by Georjanna on 04-21-10 at 07:40 AM
LAST EDITED ON 04-21-10 AT 07:42 AM (EST)

When you're more than a few balls short of a full rack ...

I suppose that you do tend to over-compensate ...
Just wait 'til you see what I've done with
my bright, shiny brass one!

And speaking of compensation ...
The bonbon is for you, Vixen.
Chocolate is a great remedy for
those persistent little coughs
that we all seem to develop
from time to time. I use it often.


Of course, Bailey's works too.


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by suzzee on 04-21-10 at 08:18 AM
I'm hypnotized by the spinning balls.............

Another nice graphic Georjanna, wowzer!


Have pole, will dance


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 04-22-10 at 01:42 PM
*takes bonbon, pops bonbon in mouth, sits and stares at pretty spinning balls, attempts to suppress jealousy*




"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 04-22-10 at 01:50 PM
*looks around for another bonbon*


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by suzzee on 04-20-10 at 10:23 AM
I'm dropping my balls thus:

1 Paint into #4
2 Brass into #6 & #9


Have pole, will dance



"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by byoffer on 04-20-10 at 09:42 PM
How about Debutante in slot 6, Hair in slot 9, and Nut in slot 1.


Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by Molaholic on 04-21-10 at 10:09 AM
Thank you Bob Drew -- you sure are doing a great job over here at TPIR.

I will Plinko™ Ballinko my cheese ball down number 5, my brass ball down number 1 and my basketball down number 9. My two loverly blue balls & hair balls will be held in reserve, thankyouverymuch.

Tribephyl has done it again.


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by CTgirl on 04-22-10 at 01:27 PM
I'll put a beach ball down #2
I'll put a paint ball down #4
I'll put a volley ball down #7

"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 04-22-10 at 01:54 PM
I'm using all three of my brass balls because that, my friends, is how I roll. I didn't end up with three brass balls for nothing, you know. Giving all three brass balls a tender kiss and a hefty squeeze, I'll fire them down slots 4, 6, and 7.


"RE: The Ballinko Board:"
Posted by MJewel on 04-22-10 at 05:12 PM
Debutante ball down #6
Disco ball down #7
Hair ball down # 9

"The MOMBA:"
Posted by tribephyl on 04-17-10 at 04:59 PM
Pick a ball from your collection and place it on one of the art pedestals below.
Wood, Metal or Stone? Your choice.
A secret buyer will be perusing the collection and purchasing his favorites.
He's pretty discerning, but very wealthy.
Any ball is valid. Maximum of one ball on one pedestal.
Payout: Up to 250 points.

"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by Belle Book on 04-17-10 at 09:12 PM
I like the Stone one, so I'll use the last of my balls -- the Blue one -- on it.


"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by 5cats on 04-18-10 at 02:25 PM
Pick a ball from your collection and place it on one of the art pedestals below.
Wood, Metal or Stone? Your choice.
A secret buyer will be perusing the collection and purchasing his favorites.
He's pretty discerning, but very wealthy.
Any ball is valid. Maximum of one ball on one pedestal.
Payout: Up to 250 points.

My Cow Ball will look great on the Wooden Stand!



"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by michel on 04-18-10 at 04:14 PM
I'll put my volley ball on the Stone pedestal and hope that a rolling ball on a stone gathers 250 points

"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by Dakota on 04-18-10 at 04:18 PM
I'll put my cream ball on the wooden pedestal.



"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by HauntedOne on 04-19-10 at 08:15 AM
I think my Nut Ball would look great on the Stone pedestal.



"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by DearAbby on 04-19-10 at 03:31 PM
Balls and wood go together, like peas and carrots, so I'll place my second Policeman's Ball on the wood pedestal.


Shape up, Losers!


"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by suzzee on 04-20-10 at 10:25 AM
I'm a debutante therefore my Debutante Ball is going on the Stone. It's only fitting.


Have pole, will dance


"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by byoffer on 04-20-10 at 09:35 PM
I will venture to get WOOD at the DEBUTANTE Ball.


Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.


"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by CTgirl on 04-22-10 at 01:29 PM
*does John Travolta pose*

I saved my disco ball for the metal pillar.


"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by MJewel on 04-22-10 at 05:09 PM
Disco ball on the stone please.

"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 04-22-10 at 07:25 PM
I will carefully place my Policeman's Ball on the Metal pedestal. Who doesn't want a Policeman's Ball in their very own home? Night after night?

I'm just saying, is all. And I'll take the 2nd one from the right.


"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by Georjanna on 04-23-10 at 00:14 AM
LAST EDITED ON 04-23-10 AT 00:40 AM (EST)

Quick! The Chocolate! ...


And a fan!


"RE: The MOMBA:"
Posted by Georjanna on 04-22-10 at 11:57 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-23-10 AT 04:41 PM (EST)


The Artist ~ Christian Simonian
The Easily Amused ~ Sagittarius